Palli's Poetry Corner

[Pallidrone]

I tend to touch at least once a day
just for the pleasure and I must say

That touching is good and very cool
even if people think I am a fool

First you think of something real nice
like lollipops, penguins or uncle bens rice

Then you can start and things will be fine
Until you pop like a cork from a bottle of wine

Now touching might not be something for all
It is an art and not like a game of football

After practicing for a long time you will see
Misery will be gone and you will be full of glee

So forget about the critics and the people who say no
I mean it has to be better then a Fuxum strip show!

[GuTTer_RaT]

beautiful, just beautiful! bravo!

[Contract-Ki||a]

bahahahaha PWNAGE Palli. Very nice.


Encore! Encore!

[Hexum]

Why is my name throwm in randomly like that. FU ALL!

[Pallidrone]

Twas the night before election and all through out WERK
not a person was talking, not a word about pork

So I sat at my desk waiting twiddling my thumbs
hoping that soon the end of the day would come

when what to my wondering eyes should appear
but Beo the sheep fluffer in her dominatrix gear

I sat there amazed at the sight I am seeing
Beo the glorious sheep fluffer being

There she stood all dressed in black leather
with a whip and a mask and a big purple feather

As got in closer to take in this great sight
It wasnt what I thought and I turned very white

For when Beo actually removed that black mask
(which I thought for a moment she just finished her task)

It wasnt Beo at all behind all that black leather
and I finally figured out what was up with that feather

For it was the absent person from werk on that day
the one that comes in and contends he isnt ghey

It was that box mowing monster known as the RAT
(you know the one with that phat ass pimp hat)

So now we all know where he has been on this day
away fluffing sheep in that sick sort of way

Now that I wasted about ten minutes of company time
I should really just stop with this awful awful rhyme

[Beo]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Hexum]

Damnit Palli, I was getting all worked up thinking about BEO in that outfit, and you go and mess it up. *tsk tsk*

[Contract-Ki||a]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

another masterpiece Palli. Hats off to ya.

[Pallidrone]

Beo is mean, pass it on
almost as mean as a leprachaun

sitting in werk day after day
talking about pork in a sick sort of way

idling along with mean thoughts in her head
and other things that would just turn you red

why is this person so mean you ask?
does she sit there and wear a black mask?

is she mean because her socks are too tight?
or is it because she just likes to fight?

these are questions people need to know
but getting the answer really come slow

because beo the mean doesnt like anyone
she even complains about a big bright sun

when most people would love to see a bright day
she would rather stick her eyes with pieces of hay

and I also heard the she once kicked a bum
only because he wouldnt share his rum

she is definitly meaner then that guy the grinch
and I bet she would probably even make him flinch

so next time you see beo the mean just run
but if you are sadistic and want to have some fun

then just look her in the eyes and give her a hug
and pray to god she doesnt turn you into a rug

[Hexum]

Good job Palli. I tried giving her some lub, but all I get in return is ignored :/

[GuTTer_RaT]

MEAN!

[StAnkY]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

beo isnt mean!!!

[Hexum]

Stanky, see where Palli spends all his time. Left IB for the werk clan. Seems to be a trend lately.

IB>all

[RazorWire]

:evil:

[Hexum]

Razor, you better be at werk.

[RazorWire]

I am you stalker :evil: think I would be doing this if i wasn't?

[Hexum]

ROFL! Nice.

[RazorWire]

Tag!

[Hexum]

Your it!

[RazorWire]

Shit.

[Hexum]

Please use the werk restrooms for that. TY!

[Pallidrone]

Fuck You:

I dont want to do shit just sit here and stare
looking at my paperwork wishing I was a bear

Lieing around just grubbing for food
would put me in a happy mood

Then I log unto irc for a bit
in etg (because pgp is shit)

and into the wonderful place called werk
where its ok to just sit there and lurk

I know that some of you know the old crew
but there are a couple more that also need their due

First there is wolfy who fits in quite well
whose coworker would drool hearing pavlovs bell

and then there is Chaos who wasnt mentioned before
and all I know is that he is a flaming whore

Longshanks is our resident from the upper mid west
Living in North Dakota, he can only get skanks at best

So feel bad for the guy and pat him on the back
(I still think Ronin is trying to get him in the sack)

then everyone once in a while comes Karl the man
only because that unemployeed bastard is a fan

of this great wonderful channel that gets me away
from the shit i have to deal in the real world day after day

so this poem is to say thanks to all you bitches
and one final thing - NINE FUCKING INCHES!@!!@!#

[KegRun]

Everytime i read something about the w3rk channel i get jealous!!

[Pallidrone]

omg - another bump in the night

[Bluehen]

Poems are so pretty.

[Pallidrone]

They bring a tear to my eye......sniff


(btw, why the hell is Lexo the mod here?)

[CDSaint]

cause he registered the channel so to speak. he requested it before any of you werklings thought about it. the only good thing tony the tiger aka lexo did before disappearing...

[Artis]

poopmonster.

[CDSaint]

is that your new nickname from one of your online boytoys?

[Artis]

its what i call you when you dont get your way and start flinging shit all over the place :)

[CDSaint]

i dont fling shit. i just leave it at your doorstep :P

[Artis]

on fire nonetheless.

[CDSaint]

nah, just over and under your door mat so when people are trying to wipe their shoes to get in all they are doing is make it worse and bring the smell of shit inside your apt. works great that way. you're always wondering where that bad smell is coming from. :lol: :gag:

[Artis]

indeed.

[CDSaint]

what's that smell? :gag:

[Artis]

kancer probably just let one go.

[CDSaint]

he might have, but i wouldnt know since he was in the bedroom at the time i posted this. must have been texan.

[Artis]

did it smell like mexican food?

[CDSaint]

you seriously need to stop eating that stuff every day levi! the stench is just overwhelming!

[Artis]

its so good though. i think its the beer afterwards that really brings the pot to a boil though.

[CDSaint]

yeah true, dont know about the beer though. i dont drink that stuff

[FADES]

What the hell?!?!? All of a sudden there is posting in here again and you whore Palli's Poetry Corner? Bring on the poetry, Palli! End this talk of flatulence!

[Artis]

a spade is a spade is a fade is a fades
who desperately needs to gets laids (yo, dawg)
the man loves him some dro
which is why he aint got no ho
the boy needs to chill
for the sake of his bills
so peace to all his homies
and all those lame ass phonies
cause the juice is in the squeeze
nigga.....pleez

[CDSaint]

isnt it "the juice is worth the squeeze"? and its all or nothing when you take over a thread. let 'er ride! :P

[Artis]

well....i tried.

[FADES]

let 'er ride!

well....i tried.

Are you two combining your poetry now? It must be love.

[CDSaint]

haha love to hate most days

[Pallidrone]

There once was a channel on IRC
A place where everyone wanted to be

We had sheep fluffers,homos and drunks galore
but we were all slaves and corporate whores

That place is now gone and only memories remain
such a sad state of affairs especially today

Those times will always be in our hearts
Even when Artis comes in and rudely barks

With his terrible rhymes and his horrible breath
He stepped on the memories and left a big mess

It was such a huge mess, so big and so wide
that Palli had to come back with a brand new rhyme

A rhyme that is pure but not very kind
The one where the children should go and hide

But seriously they should be hidden already
Since Artis is here (or is his real name Betty?)

I heard that he once had a romp in the hay
With a horse named Bucky, who was also gay

A gay horse you may think, but how do you know?
Well when you look at him, his eyes tell you so

They look very normal, but they do fill with lust
when artis is shirtless and shows off his bust

With man boobies that hang down to his knees
you turn your head, vomit, and then scream out Please

Cover yourself, you shameless baffoon!
This is not zoo, nor are you a baboon!

Then he turns around and drops his damn pants
and shows everyone that he has a red ass

It all makes sense now, it is definitly plain as day
Either Artis is a monkey - or he is just gay....



(Hijack my thread will you?!?)

[Artis]

oh my dear palli
dont be such a sassy sally.

yes we are corporate whores
and yes on my ass there are many sores.

for i am not a monkey or gay
its just been a while since i last got laid.

this all coincided with you tying the knot
and ever since our last encounter ive done nothing but sit on the pot.

for i once thought there was nothing as special as your love
until you punched me and gave me that hard shove.

now ill always have your everlasting touch
since that night when you made me feel dutch.

all that is left is memories and everyone saying, "well gee"
but as for me ill always have that nasty ass case of VD.

[Bluehen]

Cool - this is so 8 mile. I feel like getting some gold bling and listening up for more!

[Pallidrone]

Hooty- Hoo