/me removes scalding hot hair dryer, 3 loafs of whole weat bread and a george foreman grill covered in habanero peppers from his ass then takes a hot shower.
/me forces (now thoroughly grilled) habanero peppers down ratty's throat then takes hot rusty curling iron to his backside
/me sprays hairspray to further *enflame* the situation
"To laugh often and much; To win respect of intelligent people and the affection of children. To leave the world a better place. To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards of men." -Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke
To quote a great man from #werk...
"That's hawt!"
/me gathers the werklings in an empty pool and rubs his yogurt dispenser until it rises over their heads...like a dinosaur drowning in an oil pit, but in reverse. Like a Jugernaugt of rubbing ones self, I blisfully shoot out everyones eye, but like a blessed angel, I hand everyone a towl...it's ok...it's ok.
"(God) is constantly searching our hearts and minds. He's kind of like Santa Claus" - George W. Bush C.I.C.
WTF?!? I dunno what this is all about but it makes me feel moist for sure. Does Beo still come on here ever? Sandy where is joo??????????Originally Posted by =DBA=Ronin
ronin that was truly filthy which is why i lub ya. also, thanks for the email.
/me rapes unforgiven and ronin in quick succession with an old quake logo spray painted dell keyboard.
MOOOOHAAHAHAH!!!
"To laugh often and much; To win respect of intelligent people and the affection of children. To leave the world a better place. To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards of men." -Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke
/me puts on his helmet and gloves
/me rapes Artis with a 25 foot ladder, an open umbrella, a redwood tree, a ceiling fan, al gore, the titanic, the iceberg that sank titanic and REPTAR...
Aliases = Vlad, Wingfoot
3DFX VOODOO GFX 5 LYFE!
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talkin about!
Beo was a hot piece. Ronin never stood a shot but Shanks could have gotten a piece at ANY point!
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