The Illustrated Children's book: "Teh bun-knee and teh herron." By BTP.

[Jazwana]

Ok the idea here is everyone contributes a page and an illustration to keep the story going. Maybe we can get published by RandomHouse



Once upon a time, there lived a bun-knee and a herron. The world was a strange place then, but the bun-knee and herron lived peaceful lives. One day, bun-knee was out playing in a meadow, near his burrow. As the puffy clouds floated through the sky, bun-knee thought to himself, "ahhh..could life be any better? I haven't a care in the world." Bun-knee continued to hop and frolic in the meadow, sniffing the flowers and rolling in the tall grass. As he looked up into the sky, he saw a strange sight, which he had never seen before. It was not a cloud, nor was it the sun or the moon. It was a herron!


pg1

[Jazwana]

pg 2

[MeGaTrOn[TG]]

Oh god, I hope herren doesn't see this thread .

[Jazwana]

ah here's some tools for the artists-to-be:

the herron:
*edit: Look at that lovely plumage!

[Jazwana]

teh bun-knee

[Herrenvolk]

Scene 2:





Herren sw00ps down from the sky and greets bunny, "Hullo, and hi 2 u, your majesty" he squaked. With a quick gesture the Heron graciously made a peace offering of a red daisy. Bunny "Keke, keke.....thank you."
"What are you doing in this open meadow" he asked. Bunny replied, "I r being playful; I like to nibble on the tall tall crab grass and chase my frilly tail <curtsy>". "Do you not realize the danger you are in your majesty? There be turkey vultures scouting these very fields, and hyenas the size of giraffes." "We must transport you to a safe habitat" he added.....

[Jazwana]

pg 4 -herren gets to make up the story for the next few...

[Herrenvolk]

"Keke, ok" she said softly.
After the two shared some Chai tea and low-fat organic biscuits, Herren said "let's head over to that scurry looking mountain" bunny, hesitantly replied "....okie" "But how on earth are we going to get up there?!"
"Climb on to my back Bunny" "I'll sw00p-transport you up there" Herren said (little did she know of his true intentions )
"Ahhh!! That makes sense" she replied. "I hope I r don't weigh too much, like that hippoZebra"
Bunny mounted Herren's back and clutched his wings.
and *P00f!* they sailed through the sky like Mav at a pie eating contest.

[Jazwana]

pg 6

[7thSign[TG]]

you guys are sick!

[Jazwana]

pg 7

[Jester[TG]]

haha ill do some later on when i got some free time

[Herrenvolk]

The airborne flight was just under 2hrs. During that time teh Heron had plenty of time to get to know bunny better.

"Where do you live? What is your first, last, and middle name? Do you use email; if so, what is your email address, if not; what is your home phone number? Where is your bunny hole located? Have you found a mate? Do you usually go for other rabbits? Are you tame? How can I find your offspring when/if they are born?" Herren intrusively asked. Bunny "...zzZz...Zzz...zZzzz......."
Herren's temper peaked, but he thought to himself: "No matter.....the mountain is utterly secluded and I bet she'll want some of those lovely carrots that grow on the Caper trees."

[SealClubber]

This shit is getting out of hand

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[Wo|vErInE[TG]]

holy shit, i never noticed this thread... scary shit