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D[iR]ty Munky
11-03-2002, 09:47 AM
Just cuz, I can do that, and your mothers like to hump pregnant kittens.

This will be the longest thread. I've seen some threads get to 23890473294872394 x2 pages. This one will be at least 2.

:D

have fun kids.

D[iR]ty Munky
11-03-2002, 09:48 AM
WTF Does the reply button do?

D[iR]ty Munky
11-03-2002, 09:48 AM
Oh no shit. :D

Just
11-03-2002, 10:05 AM
uhm... BFT with 4 posts? http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/roflol.gif

Scott
11-03-2002, 10:06 AM
rofl:D :0wn3d:

Mozartt
11-03-2002, 11:37 AM
Come on....we can do better than that....

Mozartt
11-03-2002, 11:37 AM
Does anyone want to see naked pictures....

Mozartt
11-03-2002, 11:38 AM
of me?????:stupid:

Mozartt
11-03-2002, 11:39 AM
http://www.battleboard.org/attachments/BBsig.jpg

mrfroste[CS]
11-03-2002, 04:48 PM
hehe, nice pic moz :)

Arioch
11-03-2002, 09:26 PM
wewt just got my new puter.

xp 2.2 geforce 4 t1 4200
only 256 ddr , 80 gig , 40x burner.

Now i need to get some programs and my bookmarks.
And some pron.

mrfroste[CS]
11-03-2002, 09:49 PM
10, now 11 i just dont get it, how BIG is this going to get, it is already out of control. sheesh

D[iR]ty Munky
11-03-2002, 10:50 PM
Sunday sucks.

too bad I have a life.

Mozartt
11-04-2002, 06:41 AM
Really....Froste is right...

Mozartt
11-04-2002, 06:41 AM
...don't we have some true whores here....

Mozartt
11-04-2002, 06:41 AM
or not????

Mozartt
11-04-2002, 06:42 AM
Bernie....GO JETS!!!!!

Mozartt
11-04-2002, 06:42 AM
The JETS finally win one and Bernie not in here talking about it. I mean what's up with that????

Arioch
11-04-2002, 08:21 AM
Go bucs!!!!!!!!!!!! 7-2 baby

HUNTIR
11-04-2002, 05:27 PM
So who is going to be in the super bowl??????

Mozartt
11-04-2002, 06:33 PM
I'm voting for Miami...they seem to have a complete team this year.

D[iR]ty Munky
11-04-2002, 10:03 PM
I'm gonna be in the super bowl.

Mozartt
11-04-2002, 10:56 PM
As what? The football? :0wn3d:

D[iR]ty Munky
11-05-2002, 02:57 AM
Better than the jock strap :D

:moon:

Mozartt
11-05-2002, 09:55 AM
True...anything besides that. :(

[LIMB]GaNDie
11-05-2002, 10:58 AM
Ari got a new machine eh? w00t!! i got one and everything in it is good, but that damn graphix card, Malevolent sent me his old Radeon and it works better then my old Voodoo 3 but still i need something with a little something else... my mom is supposed to get a geforce 4 ti4600 for christmas but we will see... i am worried that she will grab a MX (me cringes) but we will see, my machine is a P4 1.7ghz wit 1.24megs of ram and 120gb HD... 48x burner 17 inch monitor :/ but thats ok i guess......

[LIMB]GaNDie
11-05-2002, 10:59 AM
to bad for the good ole 56k connection, which recently has been sucking...... damn you clovernet /me shakes fist!

cable should be coming into my area sometime soon, but then again i am moving in a few months so F\/ck


i cant belive that...

QB
11-05-2002, 01:01 PM
dolphins blow :(

/me cries

Mozartt
11-05-2002, 01:33 PM
Come on bro it's only one game. Plus it was Green Bay, they're the luckiest team of all time. :D

Arioch
11-05-2002, 01:49 PM
greenbay just lucky they werent playin tha Bucs!!!!!!!!

sad game last night.

But the bucs make me sick ,even when they win some times. lol

Mozartt
11-05-2002, 03:10 PM
Maybe we see GB and TB play in the playoffs. That would be a great game.

QB
11-05-2002, 04:07 PM
Heh it wasnt the loss. I mean shit green bay did nothing. They showed up and the dolphins handed them the game. Thats not the way a champion quality team should play :/

- i still have hope though!

Arioch
11-05-2002, 04:39 PM
we will hand green bay their ass if we play them in playoffs.

Sapp is a farve sacking machine.
:D :0wn3d:

Mozartt
11-05-2002, 06:40 PM
If that happen I would have to pull to TB, GB spent too much time beating the Cowboys down in the past. That would be cool to have an all Florida Superbowl this year.

Arioch
11-05-2002, 08:58 PM
that would be cool to even have a fl team there.

preferably the Bucs;)

D[iR]ty Munky
11-05-2002, 10:06 PM
How old is everyone?

I'm 19 now.... my bday was oct 6th.

/me thinks everyone is old.

Deadly
11-06-2002, 12:23 AM
18

D[iR]ty Munky
11-06-2002, 02:10 AM
YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK

D[iR]ty Munky
11-06-2002, 02:10 AM
seems like everyone just died.

fucking bin laden.

HUNTIR
11-06-2002, 07:01 AM
????? where did that come from ??????

Arioch
11-06-2002, 08:10 AM
35:stupid:

Mozartt
11-06-2002, 02:22 PM
36 http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ed/lo.gif

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:31 AM
39?

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:34 AM
47

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:34 AM
12

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:34 AM
I

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:35 AM
am

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:35 AM
the

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:35 AM
biggest

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:35 AM
forum

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:35 AM
whore

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:36 AM
>

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:36 AM
->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:36 AM
-->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:36 AM
--->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:36 AM
---->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:37 AM
----->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:37 AM
------>

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:37 AM
------->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:37 AM
--------->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:38 AM
---------->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:38 AM
-------->

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:40 AM
<-- forum whore king! :bong: :0wn3d: :moon:

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:40 AM
ok i am done now.

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:40 AM
i SWEAR this is it.

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:41 AM
no more, i will stop i swear it

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:41 AM
well....

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:41 AM
maybe just a few more.

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:41 AM
you know, ease the pain and what not.

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:41 AM
gotta post!

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:42 AM
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mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 01:43 AM
Thank you.

Nicole
11-07-2002, 01:45 AM
having fun dood?

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 02:19 AM
yeppers

Ravage[CS]
11-07-2002, 08:39 AM
/me kicks froste in the nuts

get a new hobby, sheesh :D :0wn3d:

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 10:16 AM
Wow!!! Nutt kicking!!! Where's my popcorn and beer. I need a front row seat for this one. :evil:

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 02:54 PM
Damn

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 02:54 PM
froste

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 02:54 PM
you

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 02:55 PM
are

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 02:55 PM
so

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 02:55 PM
cool. :moon:

Arioch
11-07-2002, 03:17 PM
come on one word post = lame.

A true whore doesnt need to spell out a sentance with one word post he simply has to use the right smilies, or add just the right sentance.


Observe.

Arioch
11-07-2002, 03:17 PM
:wideeyes: wtf are you all doin?:confused:

Arioch
11-07-2002, 03:18 PM
:rolleyes: kids these days :eek:

Arioch
11-07-2002, 03:19 PM
ok are we learnin somethin here ?:confused: :P

Arioch
11-07-2002, 03:20 PM
You Have Just Been:0wn3d: :moon: :wideeyes: :D :laugh: :finger:

Arioch
11-07-2002, 03:21 PM
one more for the road.


:bong: are bad , Mmmmmmmmmmmkay :D

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 05:23 PM
sentence? hell.

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 05:23 PM
at least i think

mrfroste[CS]
11-07-2002, 05:24 PM
oops, i am doing it again.

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 05:27 PM
how about acronyms?

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 05:28 PM
STFU.





:0wn3d: :D :laugh: :stupid: :finger: :finger: :finger:

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:27 PM
You all suck....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:28 PM
What a bunch of losers....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:28 PM
We even had some members not even post one time.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:29 PM
This is a great why of increasing your post count...

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:29 PM
Hell...I'm at 698 and this going...

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:29 PM
Thanks to Ari and Huntir...

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:30 PM
I've increase my count by a least 300....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:30 PM
In a matter of a few days.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:30 PM
Sweet.....701.....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:30 PM
Come on bitch....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:31 PM
and bring your bling, bling!!!!

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:31 PM
Let me see we need a new topic....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:32 PM
Still thinking.....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:32 PM
I know....Redneck jokes....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:32 PM
I mean everyone loves Redneck jokes right???

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:34 PM
YOU'RE A REDNECK IF.. http://www.fortogden.com/jfox2.jpg

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:34 PM
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:34 PM
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:34 PM
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:34 PM
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:35 PM
Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:35 PM
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, "Bout What?"

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:35 PM
Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:35 PM
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:36 PM
You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:36 PM
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:36 PM
If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:36 PM
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:37 PM
You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:37 PM
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:37 PM
You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:37 PM
The centerpiece on your dining room table
is an original signed work
by a famous taxidermist.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:37 PM
You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:38 PM
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:38 PM
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:38 PM
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:38 PM
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:38 PM
You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:39 PM
Taking your wife on a cruise
means circling the Dairy Queen.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:39 PM
You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:39 PM
You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:39 PM
You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:39 PM
Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:40 PM
You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:40 PM
You've got more than
one brother named 'Darryl'.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:40 PM
You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:40 PM
You were acquitted for murdering
your first wife after she threw
out your Elvis 8-tracks.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:41 PM
You think watching professional
wrestling is foreplay.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:41 PM
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:41 PM
Your front porch collapses
and four dogs git killed.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:41 PM
The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:41 PM
You've ever had to scratch your sisters
name out of a message that begins,
"For a good time time call..."

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:42 PM
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:42 PM
Your whole family is Democrats
except little Mary.
She lernt to readin'.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:42 PM
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:42 PM
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:42 PM
You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:43 PM
You take a six-pack cooler to church.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:43 PM
Your family tree has no forks.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:43 PM
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:44 PM
You had to remove a toothpick
for your wedding pictures.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:44 PM
You use a weedeater in your living room.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:44 PM
You consider your license plate personalized because
your dad made it in prison.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:44 PM
You have a rag for a gas cap.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:44 PM
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:45 PM
The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius
because he's got thirteen fingers.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:45 PM
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:45 PM
You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:45 PM
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:45 PM
One of your kids was born on a pool table.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:46 PM
You have spray painted your
girlfriend's name on an overpass.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:46 PM
Your lifetime goal is
to own a fireworks stand.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:46 PM
Someone asks to see your ID and you
show them your belt buckle.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:46 PM
Your dad walks you to school because
you are both in the same grade.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:46 PM
Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:46 PM
Down where you come from reruns of
Hee Haw are called documentaries.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:47 PM
Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:47 PM
You need one more hole punched in your card
to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:47 PM
You have flowers planted in a
bathroom fixture in your front yard

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:47 PM
On your first date you had to ask your
Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:47 PM
You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
were just "misunderstood".

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:48 PM
If you refer to the fifth grade
as, "your senior year".

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:48 PM
Three quarters of the clothes you
own have LOGOS on them.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:48 PM
Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:48 PM
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:48 PM
You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:48 PM
You just bought an 8-track
player to put in your truck.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:49 PM
You've ever climbed a water tower
with a bucket of paint
to defend your sister's honor.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:49 PM
It's easier to spray weed killer
on your lawn than mow it.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:49 PM
You think the three primary colors are
John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:49 PM
Your pickup has a two-tone paint job
-- primer red and primer gray.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:49 PM
Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart
cause there is a law against it.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:50 PM
You've been on TV more than 5 times
describing the sound of a tornado.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:50 PM
The beer can collection in the
town museum is the big tourist attraction

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:50 PM
The beer can collection in the
town museum is the big tourist attraction.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:50 PM
You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:50 PM
Your aunt and your grandmother went
to the funeral and had a fight over
who gets to be the widow.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:51 PM
You can tell your age by the
number of rings in the bathtub.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:51 PM
You may be a redneck if you ever
used a toilet brush as a back scratcher

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:51 PM
You can change the oil in your truck
without ducking your head.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:51 PM
During your senior year you and
your mother had homeroom together.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:52 PM
You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:52 PM
You think the stock market
has fence around it.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:52 PM
Your stereo speakers used to belong
to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:52 PM
You own a homemade fur coat.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:52 PM
Your entire family has ever sat around
waiting for a call from the Governor
to spare a loved one.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:53 PM
Yeah Baby.....800 posts....

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:53 PM
Now back to our show...

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:53 PM
Your wife has ever said,
"Come move this transmission
so I can take a bath."

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:53 PM
You think loading the dishwasher
means getting your wife drunk

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:54 PM
YOU REFER TO THE TIME YOU WON
A FREE CASE OF MOTOR OIL AS
"THE DAY MY SHIP CAME IN."

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:54 PM
The FBI surrounded your trailer park
twice so far this year.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:54 PM
You use a NASCAR credit card

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:54 PM
Your brother-in-law is your uncle
AND your grandfather.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:54 PM
you might be a redneck if....
Your parents met at a family reunion.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:54 PM
You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies
are two of the major food groups.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:55 PM
You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:55 PM
YOUR IDEA OF HIGH-QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT
IS A SIX-PACK AND A BUG-ZAPPER.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:55 PM
YOU'VE EVER COME HOME
AND FOUND CRIME SCENE TAPE
ACROSS YOUR FRONT PORCH.

Mozartt
11-07-2002, 06:56 PM
http://www.fortogden.com/anim-bart.gif

Arioch
11-07-2002, 07:47 PM
Moz you have to much time on your hands ;):wideeyes:

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 09:54 PM
Holy shit.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 09:56 PM
Check out my pic:

D[iR]ty Munky
11-07-2002, 09:58 PM
Once upon a time, when I was young...

I had to walk 34890 miles in the snow in the heat of the summer. My sweat froze and my toes fell off. I soon became a paralyzed retard and looked just like your father.

Arioch
11-07-2002, 10:26 PM
I feel dumber now for actually looking into this thread.

:confused:

Mozartt
11-08-2002, 09:38 AM
Nive pic Munky...I've have to remember that for future forum whoring.

Ari...I just had lay the smack down on you freaking newbies!!!! :0wn3d:

QB
11-08-2002, 02:14 PM
heh this thread went to hell fast :wideeyes:

Mozartt
11-08-2002, 04:53 PM
What do mean went? It started there!!!! :evil:

D[iR]ty Munky
11-09-2002, 01:14 AM
You know that little area under hell? Yeah. There's no place like home...

D[iR]ty Munky
11-09-2002, 10:57 AM
My boss asked me today what could improve how people felt about my workplace and how everyone could be happy when they came and worked.

My reply:

"HIRE MORE ATTRACTIVE SALESPEOPLE".



;)

D[iR]ty Munky
11-11-2002, 12:44 AM
This thread is a failure.

Arioch
11-11-2002, 07:45 AM
cheer up:moon:

D[iR]ty Munky
11-11-2002, 08:56 AM
:(

Arioch
11-11-2002, 09:29 AM
Good Mourning:stupid:

mrfroste[CS]
11-20-2002, 08:04 AM
^bump^

Mozartt
11-20-2002, 09:04 AM
I know you not going there Froste. :D It's on now!!!!

Arioch
11-20-2002, 01:27 PM
sup

D[iR]ty Munky
11-21-2002, 03:09 AM
paddles....

120000000 volts.


CLEAR!

HUNTIR
11-21-2002, 07:04 AM
Heeelllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo anyone here?

Mozartt
11-21-2002, 07:19 AM
Trust me Huntir, I'm on vacation all next week, you guys are so in trouble!!!! I wonder if I can break the 2000 post mark in one week? I believe it can be done. :evil:

HUNTIR
11-21-2002, 06:24 PM
Not at the rate u are going now. Lets see what u got!!!!

Mozartt
11-21-2002, 07:21 PM
Newbies...they never learn.

http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/contrib/owen/newbie.gif

HUNTIR
11-21-2002, 09:13 PM
kool smilies Mozartt

Arioch
11-21-2002, 09:29 PM
yes if huntir hasnt seen those smilies they sure fit him.

Mozartt
11-21-2002, 09:51 PM
So it sounds like someone want's to see more simlies.
:evil:

HUNTIR
11-22-2002, 12:47 AM
:D

Ravage[CS]
11-22-2002, 09:20 AM
oh good lord no! not the flood of smilies!!!!!!!!!

Mozartt
11-22-2002, 09:52 AM
So far that's two votes for yes!!!! It's going to be a busy week for me.

D[iR]ty Munky
02-09-2003, 11:46 PM
BUMP++++++^^^^

Deadly
02-10-2003, 12:26 AM
I was wondering where this went. :D

D[iR]ty Munky
02-10-2003, 01:31 AM
HEY FROSTE OR SOMEBODY GET WITH IT AND UPDATE TEH WEBSITE.

:wideeyes:

D[iR]ty Munky
02-10-2003, 01:33 AM
oh yeah my sig... fuck.. i have to change it since it's so obscene.

I'll wait til I'm warned which should be pretty soon. then I'll just put some stuff ont ehre thats not as fun.

and I quit working at best buy

and now circuit city employees dont make comission and like 30% of their employees quit and shit hahaa i sell cingular phones now come to san antonio and buy one from me weeeeeee oh yeah punctuation shit what nm pwned myself gg.

Deadly
02-10-2003, 03:21 AM
only if you come to oregon and by furniture from me first.

Vyper
02-10-2003, 07:39 AM
Thats some serious bumpage Munkey.

Should I bother with the other 17 pages??? :confused:

Ravage[CS]
02-10-2003, 08:27 AM
what's so obscene about a cutire with cleavage next to a car? Oh, wait, you mean the "shut the fuck up" part :D i rarely look at the left half of your sig, munkey :cool:

Torment
02-10-2003, 05:27 PM
I don't get it....




























BUMP! Haha.

D[iR]ty Munky
02-12-2003, 04:05 AM
It's like 4 in the morning and shit and I have school at 630am.

shit.