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Pallidrone
11-04-2002, 01:47 PM
I tend to touch at least once a day
just for the pleasure and I must say
That touching is good and very cool
even if people think I am a fool
First you think of something real nice
like lollipops, penguins or uncle bens rice
Then you can start and things will be fine
Until you pop like a cork from a bottle of wine
Now touching might not be something for all
It is an art and not like a game of football
After practicing for a long time you will see
Misery will be gone and you will be full of glee
So forget about the critics and the people who say no
I mean it has to be better then a Fuxum strip show!
GuTTer_RaT
11-04-2002, 01:49 PM
beautiful, just beautiful! bravo!
Contract-Ki||a
11-04-2002, 01:55 PM
bahahahaha PWNAGE Palli. Very nice.
Encore! Encore!
Hexum
11-05-2002, 12:23 PM
Why is my name throwm in randomly like that. FU ALL!
Pallidrone
11-05-2002, 12:51 PM
Twas the night before election and all through out WERK
not a person was talking, not a word about pork
So I sat at my desk waiting twiddling my thumbs
hoping that soon the end of the day would come
when what to my wondering eyes should appear
but Beo the sheep fluffer in her dominatrix gear
I sat there amazed at the sight I am seeing
Beo the glorious sheep fluffer being
There she stood all dressed in black leather
with a whip and a mask and a big purple feather
As got in closer to take in this great sight
It wasnt what I thought and I turned very white
For when Beo actually removed that black mask
(which I thought for a moment she just finished her task)
It wasnt Beo at all behind all that black leather
and I finally figured out what was up with that feather
For it was the absent person from werk on that day
the one that comes in and contends he isnt ghey
It was that box mowing monster known as the RAT
(you know the one with that phat ass pimp hat)
So now we all know where he has been on this day
away fluffing sheep in that sick sort of way
Now that I wasted about ten minutes of company time
I should really just stop with this awful awful rhyme
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hexum
11-05-2002, 02:06 PM
Damnit Palli, I was getting all worked up thinking about BEO in that outfit, and you go and mess it up. *tsk tsk*
Contract-Ki||a
11-05-2002, 04:17 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
another masterpiece Palli. Hats off to ya.
Pallidrone
12-04-2002, 12:28 PM
Beo is mean, pass it on
almost as mean as a leprachaun
sitting in werk day after day
talking about pork in a sick sort of way
idling along with mean thoughts in her head
and other things that would just turn you red
why is this person so mean you ask?
does she sit there and wear a black mask?
is she mean because her socks are too tight?
or is it because she just likes to fight?
these are questions people need to know
but getting the answer really come slow
because beo the mean doesnt like anyone
she even complains about a big bright sun
when most people would love to see a bright day
she would rather stick her eyes with pieces of hay
and I also heard the she once kicked a bum
only because he wouldnt share his rum
she is definitly meaner then that guy the grinch
and I bet she would probably even make him flinch
so next time you see beo the mean just run
but if you are sadistic and want to have some fun
then just look her in the eyes and give her a hug
and pray to god she doesnt turn you into a rug
Hexum
12-04-2002, 12:31 PM
Good job Palli. I tried giving her some lub, but all I get in return is ignored :/
GuTTer_RaT
12-04-2002, 12:44 PM
MEAN!
StAnkY
12-06-2002, 03:52 PM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
beo isnt mean!!!
Hexum
12-06-2002, 03:55 PM
Stanky, see where Palli spends all his time. Left IB for the werk clan. Seems to be a trend lately.
IB>all
RazorWire
12-06-2002, 04:45 PM
:evil:
Hexum
12-06-2002, 04:47 PM
Razor, you better be at werk.
RazorWire
12-06-2002, 04:49 PM
I am you stalker :evil: think I would be doing this if i wasn't?
Hexum
12-06-2002, 04:51 PM
ROFL! Nice.
RazorWire
12-06-2002, 04:52 PM
Tag!
Hexum
12-06-2002, 04:54 PM
Your it!
RazorWire
12-06-2002, 05:03 PM
Shit.
Hexum
12-06-2002, 05:10 PM
Please use the werk restrooms for that. TY!
Pallidrone
06-05-2003, 11:31 AM
Fuck You:
I dont want to do shit just sit here and stare
looking at my paperwork wishing I was a bear
Lieing around just grubbing for food
would put me in a happy mood
Then I log unto irc for a bit
in etg (because pgp is shit)
and into the wonderful place called werk
where its ok to just sit there and lurk
I know that some of you know the old crew
but there are a couple more that also need their due
First there is wolfy who fits in quite well
whose coworker would drool hearing pavlovs bell
and then there is Chaos who wasnt mentioned before
and all I know is that he is a flaming whore
Longshanks is our resident from the upper mid west
Living in North Dakota, he can only get skanks at best
So feel bad for the guy and pat him on the back
(I still think Ronin is trying to get him in the sack)
then everyone once in a while comes Karl the man
only because that unemployeed bastard is a fan
of this great wonderful channel that gets me away
from the shit i have to deal in the real world day after day
so this poem is to say thanks to all you bitches
and one final thing - NINE FUCKING INCHES!@!!@!#
KegRun
06-05-2003, 09:45 PM
Everytime i read something about the w3rk channel i get jealous!!
Pallidrone
02-24-2005, 09:24 AM
omg - another bump in the night
Bluehen
07-27-2005, 08:30 AM
Poems are so pretty.
Pallidrone
07-27-2005, 09:31 AM
They bring a tear to my eye......sniff
(btw, why the hell is Lexo the mod here?)
CDSaint
07-27-2005, 01:31 PM
cause he registered the channel so to speak. he requested it before any of you werklings thought about it. the only good thing tony the tiger aka lexo did before disappearing...
Artis
07-29-2005, 11:39 AM
poopmonster.
CDSaint
07-29-2005, 12:35 PM
is that your new nickname from one of your online boytoys?
Artis
07-29-2005, 01:50 PM
its what i call you when you dont get your way and start flinging shit all over the place :)
CDSaint
07-29-2005, 04:51 PM
i dont fling shit. i just leave it at your doorstep :P
Artis
07-29-2005, 04:57 PM
on fire nonetheless.
CDSaint
07-29-2005, 05:12 PM
nah, just over and under your door mat so when people are trying to wipe their shoes to get in all they are doing is make it worse and bring the smell of shit inside your apt. works great that way. you're always wondering where that bad smell is coming from. :lol: :gag:
Artis
07-29-2005, 07:25 PM
indeed.
CDSaint
08-03-2005, 01:44 AM
what's that smell? :gag:
Artis
08-03-2005, 08:02 AM
kancer probably just let one go.
CDSaint
08-03-2005, 12:03 PM
he might have, but i wouldnt know since he was in the bedroom at the time i posted this. must have been texan.
Artis
08-03-2005, 03:18 PM
did it smell like mexican food?
CDSaint
08-03-2005, 03:35 PM
you seriously need to stop eating that stuff every day levi! the stench is just overwhelming!
Artis
08-03-2005, 03:44 PM
its so good though. i think its the beer afterwards that really brings the pot to a boil though.
CDSaint
08-03-2005, 03:47 PM
yeah true, dont know about the beer though. i dont drink that stuff
FADES
08-03-2005, 03:54 PM
What the hell?!?!? All of a sudden there is posting in here again and you whore Palli's Poetry Corner? Bring on the poetry, Palli! End this talk of flatulence!
Artis
08-03-2005, 04:09 PM
a spade is a spade is a fade is a fades
who desperately needs to gets laids (yo, dawg)
the man loves him some dro
which is why he aint got no ho
the boy needs to chill
for the sake of his bills
so peace to all his homies
and all those lame ass phonies
cause the juice is in the squeeze
nigga.....pleez
CDSaint
08-03-2005, 05:15 PM
isnt it "the juice is worth the squeeze"? and its all or nothing when you take over a thread. let 'er ride! :P
Artis
08-04-2005, 08:03 AM
well....i tried.
FADES
08-04-2005, 08:08 AM
let 'er ride!
well....i tried.
Are you two combining your poetry now? It must be love.
CDSaint
08-04-2005, 11:52 AM
haha love to hate most days
Pallidrone
08-04-2005, 01:32 PM
There once was a channel on IRC
A place where everyone wanted to be
We had sheep fluffers,homos and drunks galore
but we were all slaves and corporate whores
That place is now gone and only memories remain
such a sad state of affairs especially today
Those times will always be in our hearts
Even when Artis comes in and rudely barks
With his terrible rhymes and his horrible breath
He stepped on the memories and left a big mess
It was such a huge mess, so big and so wide
that Palli had to come back with a brand new rhyme
A rhyme that is pure but not very kind
The one where the children should go and hide
But seriously they should be hidden already
Since Artis is here (or is his real name Betty?)
I heard that he once had a romp in the hay
With a horse named Bucky, who was also gay
A gay horse you may think, but how do you know?
Well when you look at him, his eyes tell you so
They look very normal, but they do fill with lust
when artis is shirtless and shows off his bust
With man boobies that hang down to his knees
you turn your head, vomit, and then scream out Please
Cover yourself, you shameless baffoon!
This is not zoo, nor are you a baboon!
Then he turns around and drops his damn pants
and shows everyone that he has a red ass
It all makes sense now, it is definitly plain as day
Either Artis is a monkey - or he is just gay....
(Hijack my thread will you?!?)
Artis
08-04-2005, 02:18 PM
oh my dear palli
dont be such a sassy sally.
yes we are corporate whores
and yes on my ass there are many sores.
for i am not a monkey or gay
its just been a while since i last got laid.
this all coincided with you tying the knot
and ever since our last encounter ive done nothing but sit on the pot.
for i once thought there was nothing as special as your love
until you punched me and gave me that hard shove.
now ill always have your everlasting touch
since that night when you made me feel dutch.
all that is left is memories and everyone saying, "well gee"
but as for me ill always have that nasty ass case of VD.
Bluehen
08-04-2005, 03:06 PM
Cool - this is so 8 mile. I feel like getting some gold bling and listening up for more!
Pallidrone
08-04-2005, 06:02 PM
Hooty- Hoo
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