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HeyZeus

12-16-2002, 02:56 PM

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Arioch

12-16-2002, 03:00 PM

hahaha those smilies pwn. :D

Ravage[CS]

12-16-2002, 03:07 PM

dammit moz, i knew i should have written a disclaimer to my statement cuz of you!! all this gay humping has scared da w0man away!

/me removes himself from the sausage-fest and waits for some Freakgirl lubbins :)

hehe

HeyZeus

12-16-2002, 03:12 PM

Too late. You have now been labeled as a sausage slot.

:D

Ravage[CS]

12-16-2002, 03:23 PM

ummmmm... k, i think im gonna be spending my time on the OTHER side of the room from heyzues from now on. backed against the wall. with my hands covering my ass. with a tazer ready.

:D

Arioch

12-16-2002, 03:23 PM

yep dont be afraid of teh humpage.

HeyZeus

12-16-2002, 03:28 PM

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HeyZeus

12-16-2002, 03:31 PM

IT"S TEH SAUSAGE TRAIN^^^^

ALL ABOARD!!!

w00t w00t.

Thats the sound of the man. Working on the train gang.

:D

Arioch

12-16-2002, 03:42 PM

:wideeyes: :moon: :D

Mozartt

12-16-2002, 04:13 PM

Taser???? I didn't know Rav was into S&M!!!

Arioch

12-16-2002, 04:54 PM

hey zeus you pms are full.

HeyZeus

12-16-2002, 04:59 PM

They have now been cleaned out.

Arioch

12-16-2002, 10:54 PM

roger dodger

FreakGrl

12-17-2002, 01:37 PM

Holy Crapola posts Batman!

/me gives Ari some speshal lubbin' again

/me gives Ravage some too so no one thinks he's a sausage lover :P

HeyZeus

12-17-2002, 01:41 PM

Thats "Sausage Slot"

:D:moon:

Ravage[CS]

12-17-2002, 02:02 PM

yeah that's what im talkin about freakgrl :) hehe

dammit zues, im cranking this tazer up from "stun" to "mutilate horribly". keep your meat away from me dammit :D

Arioch

12-17-2002, 03:45 PM

/me humpsy freak girl
/me humps rav
/me humps Zeus

me relaxes:D

Mozartt

12-18-2002, 09:08 AM

Ari...you forgot to smoke after all that humping. :D Or maybe you were smoking during????

Arioch

12-18-2002, 09:29 AM

didnt you see the ashes on Ravs back.:D

Mozartt

12-18-2002, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by Arioch
didnt you see the ashes on Ravs back.:D

Do I really want to go there??? :confused:

Arioch

12-18-2002, 10:55 AM

I think you do. :wideeyes:

Deadly

12-18-2002, 11:34 AM

I think he already did ;)

Mozartt

12-18-2002, 12:34 PM

I have never put anything on anyone's back. :(

TinMan[CS]

12-18-2002, 12:38 PM

That's usually because you are the one getting something stuck in your back.....side that is. :D

Mozartt

12-18-2002, 12:39 PM

I see that someone in the clan still has wet dreams!!!! So how much money do you spend on sheet replacement a month??? :D

Ravage[CS]

12-18-2002, 01:03 PM

replacement? I don't think he even ever WASHES them, let alone replace them :wideeyes:

Mozartt

12-18-2002, 01:37 PM

That was sick, Rav wins!!!!

FreakGrl

12-18-2002, 02:02 PM

Ewwww! That's just nasty!

/me humps Ari some more

Ravage[CS]

12-18-2002, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Mozartt
That was sick, Rav wins!!!!

my humor comes in the "quality, not quantity" variety :cool:

Mozartt

12-18-2002, 04:36 PM

But your "post" size it shows. :stupid:

Arioch

12-18-2002, 05:32 PM

/me licks freaky

You guys are a little crazy around here.:bong:

Mozartt

12-18-2002, 06:13 PM

Just that time of the year for everything to get a little crazy. Who still hasn't finished their Christmas shopping yet?

Arioch

12-18-2002, 06:32 PM

me this is looking like the worste xmas ever. im so broke

Mozartt

12-18-2002, 10:03 PM

Walmart last minute, everything is on sale. I got mine done in Nov.

HUNTIR

12-19-2002, 06:42 AM

This is the first year that I havent waited until the 23rd to get my shopping completed. I still have to get one or two more gifts.

Ravage[CS]

12-19-2002, 08:09 AM

i have to get 2 more gifts for family and then finish getting presents for da woman, but ive gotten everyone else taken care of already so I'm much better off than I usually am.

Mozartt

12-19-2002, 11:52 AM

Just give everyone you know free pets from the pound.

HeyZeus

12-19-2002, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Mozartt
Just give everyone you know free pets from the pound. Thats how I got a home.

Arioch

12-19-2002, 03:44 PM

sup Zeusy did you get all your shots ?

FreakGrl

12-19-2002, 03:54 PM

I'm alllll finished!! I just have to pick up Nikon's birthday gift and I'm done :D

Arioch

12-19-2002, 03:54 PM

do you two live close ?

FreakGrl

12-19-2002, 03:57 PM

Nope, we live 3000 miles away, but he sent me somefing for muh burfday, so I'm sending him somefing :D Besides, he's a good friend of mine, and those are WAY too hard to find these days or in the UT world itself :P

/me licks Ari

Arioch

12-19-2002, 04:04 PM

Thats cool , i thought i was good friends with a girl from UT and then one day she just started acting like she didnt even know me.

I did get to meet alot of cool people when i went to texas though.

/me licks Freaky

Mozartt

12-19-2002, 04:16 PM

Is that Mack|Nikon?

Arioch

12-19-2002, 05:14 PM

yeah

Mozartt

12-19-2002, 05:19 PM

That Nikon is very cool but then again I don't know any other one. :confused:

FreakGrl

12-20-2002, 09:29 AM

I have a lot of UT friends, and I like it that way :) I just don't trust anyone beyond friendship, just bad experiences as of late, I suppose.

I wished I'd have gotten down there, Ari, would've been fun, however, someone decided 6 days before I was to fly out that it wasn't going to happen :( Oh well, I'm working on next year anyway :) PoD get-together :P

HeyZeus

12-20-2002, 09:52 AM

I am in Texas! Eat your heart out.

Please, no autographs right now. The star needs to return to the trailer.

/me thinks to himself

Some pink flamingos would looks absolutely stunning in the front of it.

And yes Ari. I did get my shots. Although, the beef injection shot was ver uncomfortable.
:(

:D

Mozartt

12-20-2002, 10:06 AM

How was the neutering at the pound? Must have been a very quick snip!!!! :0wn3d:

HeyZeus

12-20-2002, 10:11 AM

Actualy, the process took over 4 hours. Everytime they got the tweezers around my balls. They were unable to get the scalpel in there.

Not enough surface for them to work with.

Arioch

12-20-2002, 10:17 AM

haha zeus is a trip.

Mozartt

12-20-2002, 10:51 AM

They should have used a pin point laser, those things are great.

FreakGrl

12-20-2002, 11:55 AM

Ewww...I think I'm going to vomit now! :wideeyes:

Arioch

12-20-2002, 11:56 AM

/me holds freakys hair for her.

HeyZeus

12-20-2002, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Mozartt
They should have used a pin point laser, those things are great. They tried...

Even the tip of that overlapped the overall size...

:(

Mozartt

12-20-2002, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Arioch
/me holds freakys hair for her.

She's not drunk!!! Or else not yet!!! :cool:

FreakGrl

12-20-2002, 04:05 PM

I think he just wants to touch my hair :wideeyes: ;)

Mozartt

12-20-2002, 04:58 PM

Becareful.....I believe that is maneuver #541 in the male handbook. :D

Arioch

12-20-2002, 06:02 PM

:D w3rd ;)

Vyper

12-22-2002, 11:39 PM

And which hairs would those be Ari? ;) :wideeyes: :evil:

Arioch

12-23-2002, 06:29 AM

OMG pervy !!!!! bsbsbsbsbs

all of um ;):D

Mozartt

12-23-2002, 09:09 AM

Wow...two minutes on the fourms and Vyper's in charge but then again it's only Ari. :0wn3d:

FreakGrl

12-23-2002, 09:40 AM

He can only touch the ones on the top of my head (where my face is :P )...heh...

Vyper!!!!!!!!!! :)

Ravage[CS]

12-23-2002, 11:31 AM

lol, who allowed Vyper in? 0wning ari already!! nice job :D :0wn3d:

Arioch

12-23-2002, 02:00 PM

owning me ?????? pshshshshshhssh what evva.

All i was try to do was help freak girl from gettin her hair messed up.

you know kinda like a gentlman.

And vyper assumes that i was pervin out.

you wanna see pervin out.??!!>?!>!...?

/me rips ripaway pants off. lights flashin , macho man being played in the background.

hmmmmm that doesnt sound right..

do over.-------------------------------------

/me grabs freaky lays a big smooch on her, one that only my big lips can do. slings her to teh bed. grabs vyper plants one on her also. pulls her to the bed too.

FreakGrl

12-23-2002, 02:36 PM

Okay, I love Vyper and all, she's like a sister to me, but a threesome just isn't my style :P I like a man one on one thanks ;)

Mozartt

12-23-2002, 02:39 PM

I'm still waiting for my kiss!!! Ari....I'm pucker up and ready!!!!

Plus gentlemen no longer exist in this day and age. :(

Bernie[CS]

12-23-2002, 02:44 PM

I'm staying out of this one................:evil:

Mozartt

12-23-2002, 02:48 PM

How about them Jets last night, they looked really good. You think they'll make the playoffs, still have to get past Green Bay?

Arioch

12-23-2002, 03:15 PM

/me licks moz in a non gay way :p

Vyper

12-23-2002, 03:43 PM

/me Ownz :evil:

/me lets Freaky outta of the room and ties Ari to the bed.....

Now where'd I leave the feathers and the leather.....

/me kisses Moz and kicks him outta the room. Only one at a time for special wubbin'

:evil:

Hi Freaky!

FreakGrl

12-23-2002, 04:53 PM

/me goes to sit on the couch after being let out of the room and just chills

/me waves frantically at Vyp!! :)

Vyper

12-23-2002, 05:02 PM

/me hugz Freaky:laugh: :D

Mozartt

12-23-2002, 05:25 PM

/me waiting outside for my turn. http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/happy/zzwhip.gif

Ravage[CS]

12-23-2002, 08:45 PM

screw dat.

/me gets some popcorn and takes a seat to watch some vyp-on-freak action :cool:

Vyper

12-24-2002, 12:16 AM

Nah Freaky's outside the door. I've got Ari tied up.... :D

Arioch

12-24-2002, 01:29 AM

OMG!!!! I have - freaky waiting outside , while me and vyper are makin sweet love, i guess the only thing better would be freaky included.. maybe freaky should just say what the hell and live a little.

have some fun snuggle kiss and enjoy the best of both worlds.

/me wriggles in teh bondage with excitement.:wideeyes: :D

Mozartt

12-24-2002, 07:44 AM

Wow!!!! All of you are nothing but freaks!!! And I'm pround to be here!!!! If we had Chappy and her paddle, it would complete the holiday season.

Bernie[CS]

12-24-2002, 07:47 AM

Well they have a shot, Mozart. Green Bay Clinched and may be relaxed I don't think this game is that important to them.

And Miami is in New England . Miami never could play in cold in weather and is has a terrible visiting record. 2-5 on the road. So the Jets have a good chance although that Chicago Bears game they lost was so important.

FreakGrl

12-24-2002, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by Mozartt
Wow!!!! All of you are nothing but freaks!!! And I'm pround to be here!!!! If we had Chappy and her paddle, it would complete the holiday season.

Who is 'Chappy'?

Sorry Ari, I don't share well, and never really was into the same swing, ya know? :P But have your fun with Vyp and I'll wait on the sidelines. :)

Mozartt

12-24-2002, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by FreakGrl
Who is 'Chappy'?

The one and only CHAPSTICK!!!! http://www.jamezbrown.com/mysmilies/otn/love/ylinlove.gif

FreakGrl

12-24-2002, 01:44 PM

Ah yes, I do know who that is, now that you mention it! Silly me! :)

Vyper

12-24-2002, 03:12 PM

Hey Moz since you and Freaky are both waiting and she's a one man at a time kinda gurl you two could be making some music here.

Sheese...Why can't you people think of these things????? ;) :0wn3d:

Vyper

12-24-2002, 03:13 PM

And I own page 7. :evil: :laugh::D :D :D :

Mozartt

12-24-2002, 05:14 PM

But Freaky couldn't handle the Symphony of Love!!! http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/shocked/Wow.gif

Vyper

12-24-2002, 06:35 PM

Oh really? I didn't see you asking her. :D

(Freakys' gonna kill me.)

/me runs and hides

Mozartt

12-24-2002, 06:53 PM

Real men don't have to ask, they know what women want!!!!http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/coolgleamA.gif

Arioch

12-24-2002, 08:58 PM

Freaky I like it one on one too. but its fun to play.:D

FreakGrl

12-25-2002, 12:22 AM

Holy Batman! If you only knew what *I* could be teaching *you* Moz ;)

Bernie[CS]

12-25-2002, 05:53 AM

ohh Grasshopper teach me :evil:

Arioch

12-25-2002, 07:45 AM

http://www.ignight.com/forums/images/smiles/bj.gif

Mozartt

12-25-2002, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by FreakGrl
Holy Batman! If you only knew what *I* could be teaching *you* Moz ;)

I shudder with anticipation!!!! http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/otn/shocked/tdo12.gif

Arioch

12-25-2002, 10:11 AM

/me humps vyper & freaky but not at the same time.;)

Arioch

12-25-2002, 10:13 AM

me gives Moz some luv too. Ari-> http://www.curiosityshoppe.org/images/smilies/bj.gif <-Moz

Vyper

12-25-2002, 11:01 AM

ARI > Moz. :D

Where's my popcorn and front row seat?

Mozartt

12-25-2002, 11:37 AM

Sorry but no AC/DC here and no rainbows flags!!!!

Arioch

12-25-2002, 12:19 PM

Its ok Moz its the 2000s you can come out of the closet.:moon: :D

Mozartt

12-26-2002, 07:56 AM

Sorry no closet for me, I don't really like a hairy ass!!!! :(

Arioch

12-26-2002, 02:31 PM

:eek:

Mozartt

12-26-2002, 02:45 PM

You look sad....your hand falling asleep on you???? http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/otn/other/11doh.gif