dear god..........monday again

[KegRun]

man..i hate being on work these 2 weeks. I like to be off for both..but at least our workcenters try to give us a lot of time off. Hopefully i won't be here all day....

[KegRun]

dear god i wish i could hide under my desk and sleep for a while. Like when george on sienfeld did it...lmao.

[SpazTheProphet]

lmfao tyler, your posts weren't even 10 minutes apart. it must be horrible there!!!!!!!!!!

[KegRun]

my thong is cutting my crack pretty bad...

[GuTTer_RaT]

Originally posted by Tyler Durden
my thong is cutting my crack pretty bad...



sounds like you have more issues than just werk related bro!!!!

[KegRun]

ok..i've been here for 3 hours and 15 minutes.

the first 30 minutes was checking email and forums.

the next 30 minutes was walking to other offices and seeing who brought christmas jolly fkn food so i could snatch that shit and grub on it.

The next 5 minutes was deciding on what drink i didn't want to pay for from our soda fund. Mountain dew..or Rootbeer.

The next 15 minutes was me walking back to my office and making sure i stopped by all my friends offices to see what was going on.

10 minutes at my desk. no new email (well..non work related shit that is) and no good new posts to post on.

30 more minutes walking around to the other side of the building where some more of my friends are. found one...doesn't smoke though...SHIT. So we start bullshiting about some girl he's 'in love' with.

5 minutes i actually worked..well..not really. I had to show someone where to go to get someone else to work for them.

10 minutes was back in my shop...doing nothing.

15 minutes of surfin www.vh1.com cause they got good qaulity videos.

10 minutes of walking around agin

10 minutes of going in bath room and pretending to take a dump when i was actually just sleeping

10 minutes of walking around again.

now i'm back in here..surfing the net. *SIGH*

[GuTTer_RaT]

here are 2 games to play:

http://mohsye.com/games/breeder.swf

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~pyang/flash/miniputt.swf

enjoy :)

[KegRun]

that first one i can't get. =( fkn blocked.

and i got putt putt.


hey pm me your work email addy and i'll send you a cool game i've had for like 3 years.

[KegRun]

OMG THANK YOU JESUS!!!



Someone brought in glazed krispy kremes....it's fkn dunlap time now!!

[KegRun]

Well..now the day is half over. i'm fed. i'm not as tired. but i'm still bored. i'll keep you updated.

[GuTTer_RaT]

i just downloaded office space off my computer at home and im watching it here at werk!

[KegRun]

i got a dvd player on this computer at work, and i got office space on dvd......

guess what i'm bringing tomorrow to watch. thanks for the idea!!

[GuTTer_RaT]

well here is a famous quote from the movie that tells all about glad's people skills


http://new.wavlist.com/movies/317/ofsp-dohere.wav

[KegRun]

dude..lmao..i hate when people look at me when i start laughing at my computer. everyone thinks i'm slacking when i'm laughing. not my fault those fkrs don't finish their shit fast and early. that shit was funny though. I swear i love it when he just knocks down the cubicle though and doesn't give a flying shit about who cares..lmao.

[GuTTer_RaT]

anyone ever sold out on an interview to keep your job?

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/317/ofsp-notmeant.wav

[GuTTer_RaT]

glad, i think you have a case of the mondays!

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/317/ofsp-asskickd.wav

[KegRun]

my advice to you Rat when you get busted for your criminal ways and you go to jail

http://www.moviesounds.com/office/cornhole.wav

[KegRun]

or better yet

http://www.moviesounds.com/office/poundme.wav

[KegRun]

lmao..i swear this has been me sometimes

http://www.moviesounds.com/office/paperjam.wav

[Peach]

uummm ::scared::
my night was eventful...i had a xmas dinner party type thing with turkey...ham...the whole shabang...well i was up since 8am on Sunday cooking my ass off to BARELY have it all done and crossed my fingers baking a 22 lb turkey (which i had NEVER done) and turned out pretty damn good i might add I EVEN CARVED IT!! go mer!! anyways...everyone ended up gettin SLOSHED and oh yeah what did most of them resort to drinking at 3am...red wine ::cries:: and did that get all over the CARPET...oh fuck yeah!! blahness....so from 3am until 7am this morning i was losing my buzz getting cups of water and dosing the floor with the water where the red wine was spilled in hopes it would come out (mainly spilled by my damn roomie or her pushing people). Anyways...293490329042039 people cashed out here...and this morning at 8am my friend calls and needs a ride to work (30 mins away OMG 1 hr total) I had JUST fallen asleep NOT even an hr ago...but me being the good friend i am :) I took them...only to come back and NEVER get back to sleep and finally getting ready thru my tired hallucinations by 1pm to go to the mall which ALL of GEORGIA is at right now i swear lkfaejefjasdfjsdjfjlksdfj hehe but now im back home b/c i gave up shopping and will just try again tomorrow when its EVEN WORSE (duh me) and am now having to take care of a VERY hung over roomie who didnt BOTHER to go to work today (can we say FIRED) and i have 9309349023409209 more erronds to run today ::sigh:: I could go on and on...but u get the picture so....eat it GLAD!!! heheh
at least this gave u something to read

**one bonus** roomie didnt puke and over flow the toliet this time and leave it sitting for 10 hrs ::kills self:: BUT that was made up by a drunkard falling over backwards in one of my NICE ASS chairs and breaking it ::sigh::

[GuTTer_RaT]

ummmmmmm i think you posted on the wrong thread :\

[KegRun]

lmao..no way. Mer makes me laugh where ever she posts..lol. Because of reasons like that Rat.

[KegRun]

did you know her real name is Myrtle. She denies it though.

[Peach]

hahaha i was just showing u that hey....ur day isnt so BAD lol i was tryin to cheer u up asswipe!! i always get joked on!! blah on u all!!! :( Now uve ruined what lil of a day i tried to salavage!! i never share stuff like this and u poo on it!! WTF!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KegRun]

oh come on Mer...u know we lub joo!!!!