Links for Jaz - EVIL INSIDE

[Nicole]

Here you go! These will help you get a grasp on your evil and wicked nature.

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/blackeye/hehehmn.gif http://evil-guide.tripod.com/

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/blackeye/hehehmn.gif http://members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/blackeye/hehehmn.gif http://www.stupidness.net/archives/june2201.htm

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[Jazwana]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


YOU JUST MADE MY DAY NICOLE!!!!!

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