Herrenvolk
04-13-2003, 01:06 AM
You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.
You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half the time you
tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck.
The local post office would tell your mother you're not a known
resident.
If you saw a crime and called 911, they'd reply a week later with a
form letter saying how you "really are important to us."
You'd not have any idea who your neighbors are, and most new arrivals
would move in at night, stuff everyone's mailbox with garbage,
and vacate before sun up.
Whenever you traveled to other cities, people would see your license
tag and laugh at you, behind your back.
Every time you went shopping, you'd be kicked out of the store by a
bouncer screaming, "WE'RE SORRY, THIS STORE IS TEMPORARILY
UNAVAILABLE."
:cool: :D
You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half the time you
tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck.
The local post office would tell your mother you're not a known
resident.
If you saw a crime and called 911, they'd reply a week later with a
form letter saying how you "really are important to us."
You'd not have any idea who your neighbors are, and most new arrivals
would move in at night, stuff everyone's mailbox with garbage,
and vacate before sun up.
Whenever you traveled to other cities, people would see your license
tag and laugh at you, behind your back.
Every time you went shopping, you'd be kicked out of the store by a
bouncer screaming, "WE'RE SORRY, THIS STORE IS TEMPORARILY
UNAVAILABLE."
:cool: :D