Virus Alert

[DeSiMoLvi]

Warning!!! There is a new virus around!!!
There is a new virus: code name is "work". If you receive "work", from
your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or anywhere else, do not
touch it under any circumstances!! This virus wipes out your private
life completely.
If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your jacket and
take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order
a round of drinks and after repeating 14 times, you will find that
"work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends.
Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that this
virus has already infected you, and "work" already controls
your whole life.
This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed.

[Unforgiven]

lol! ive been infected with this virus now for 8 years! this virus will be death to you eventually. normally stupid people who have cell phones and like to golf most of the day tend to spread this virus rapidly yet have no idea what you are talking about and know not that they are the host!

[KegRun]

the word work can also be substituted for girlfriend