Ratty getting freaked on

[shanKs]

[2:49`pm] * @Unforgiven[TG]|Werk kisses karl and sucks his ballsack
[2:49`pm] <@Mini_> yeah baby ...you like that
[2:49`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> no baby you like that
[2:49`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> smack my ass honey
[2:49`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> smack it
[2:49`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> SMACK MY ASS BITCH!
[2:49`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> NOW!
[2:50`pm] * @Mini_ rapes josh with his 7 inches cawk......
[2:50`pm] * @Mini_ dip his balls slowly into josh's mouth
[2:50`pm] <@Mini_> be my bitch polesmoker
[2:50`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> lol omg im actually getting wood
[2:50`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> LOL
[2:50`pm] <@Shanks_> hmm
[2:50`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> holy shit
[2:50`pm] * @Unforgiven[TG]|Werk is intrigued by how vivid karl is
[2:51`pm] <@Shanks_> no shit
[2:51`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> i think hes done this with men before
[2:51`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> LOL
[2:51`pm] <@Shanks_> I haven't seen this side of him
[2:51`pm] <@Shanks_> MINI YOU HORNY BISH
[2:51`pm] * @Unforgiven[TG]|Werk touches karl gently and calls him shanks
[2:51`pm] <@Mini_> :)
[2:51`pm] <@Shanks_> HAHAHA
[2:51`pm] * @Unforgiven[TG]|Werk deepthroats karls love sausage
[2:51`pm] <@Mini_> thats more like
[2:51`pm] * @Unforgiven[TG]|Werk smacks his own ass and shouts "WHO'S MY DADDY" "WHOS MY DADDY"
[2:52`pm] * @Beo Beo|PS
[2:52`pm] <@Mini_> i'm your daddy so lay down bitch
[2:52`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> beo wants to join in
[2:52`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> dont forget her
[2:52`pm] <@Mini_> hop in beo the train of love is about to leave
[2:52`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> CHOO CHOO
[2:53`pm] * @Unforgiven[TG]|Werk grabs his ticket and cock
[2:53`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> drive on mini, drive on
[2:53`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> mmmmmmm karl the conductor
[2:53`pm] <@Unforgiven[TG]|Werk> makes me moist just to say it
[2:53`pm] * @Unforgiven[TG]|Werk touches self

[Hexum]

LMFAO! Damn I miss #werk.:(

[Vlad]

Possibly the gayest thing ever! Well, would have been if Herrmo and Seal were there, then again their spirits were in the air...

[Herrenvolk]

OMG my eyes are teary....that is so HOMO! LOL
and FU Vlad!:finger:

[KegRun]

lmao..nice log!!

[Dial]

rofl, almost pissed my pants reading that

[=DBA=KanCer]

That is a 10.0 on the GAY meter there.... Almost Navy!!!

[Vlad]

:stupid:

[BuN-Knee[TG]]

*BUMP*

Cause Josh loves cock!

[Taya]

LOL nice one ()()!
/me applauds :laugh:

[BuddhaMan]

Another superb *bump* by Buns. You have the eye for quality my friend! I didn't see this the first time around either.

[CDSaint]

before there was the ratty/ mini affair there was the ratty/ bun-knee affair.buns has a confession to make...

[Vyper]

Oh my. Buns care to explain?

Then again with a name like Buns maybe that says it all. :D

[Unforgiven]

karl is back with a fury.....here's a pm i just received :laugh:



mini-fee wrote on 02-29-2004 08:32 PM:
admit it man you would like to wrap my legs around your head and wear me like a feed bag!

Mini.

[KegRun]

hahahah!!

[CDSaint]

oh gawd do i ever wish my imagination is lacking right now!:laugh:

[shanKs]

oh what an outstanding bump ratty. I miss the glory days of #werk. :D :D

[{NvTS}Cannon_Fodder]

:laugh: hilarious

[Vyper]

OMG Mini! TOOO Funny Ratty. Nice bumpage.

[Wolf]

ditto CDSaint, big fuckin ditters...

feed bag, lmfao

[Mini]

time for another lesson please :)

what in the hell does *BUMP* means ???
i've seen this so many time without asking.....

Mini.

[CDSaint]

bump means you behind ratty as he kneels down and gets the soap he dropped in the prison showers:laugh:

[Artis]

when someone bumps a thread up it means others have posted on different threads and this thread got pushed down. posting on it for the sake of moving it back up in line at the top of the page is bumping. also it that souond ratty makes pounding your ass from behind. ask ronin, he has the sound recorded.

[CDSaint]

hmmm...i always thought it was the other way around artis...are you sure its not ratty in the front and mini from behind him? god that looks funnier than hell to picture right now!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Artis]

i refuse to picture that....

[CDSaint]

LOOK! ratty bends over....slow motion....picks up the soap....HUGE smile on his face....looks to the side and gets your approval by winking...:laugh:

[Unforgiven]

im gonna rape all of your assholes til you fucks bleed :mad:

[KegRun]

*bleeds!*

WTF DICK!! I WASN"T EVEN IN THIS SHIT!

[CDSaint]

yeah i blame mini...he is such a curious little pecker ain't he?;) :laugh:

[Shogun]

Originally posted by Unforgiven
im gonna rape all of your assholes til you fucks bleed :mad:

You are now gay to me. No matter what you say you are now part of the rainbow club!

[CDSaint]

how shawshank of you ratty! :laugh: alas we have lost ratty to the likes of the sisters:(

[Hexum]

"B-Boys makin with the Freak Freak"

[Unforgiven]

/me slowly dips his balls into hexum's wide open mouth

[Shogun]

Oh the gaynus....it BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Unforgiven]

/me applies hot sauce to shoguns tip of head purple headed yogurt slinger and ties him up with leather strapping

[CDSaint]

look out BOYS he'll CHEW YOU UP! oh oh here he comes! He's a MANEATER! :laugh: ratty's new theme song!

[Taya]

Originally posted by Unforgiven
/me slowly dips his balls into hexum's wide open mouth
lol why would you do it SLOW?? wouldnt that give him a chance to get away? RUN HEX RUN!

[CDSaint]

i think its for that anticipation effect...he wants hex to have full view of the nutsack making its way down!:laugh:

[Mini]

hey Josh wait for me :(
I'd love to swap bodily fluids with them :)

Mini.

[SealClubber]

You make even the Notorious R.B.W. (Rainbow Warrior!) cringe!!!


:eek:

[Unforgiven]

haters :(

[{NvTS}Cannon_Fodder]

/me gives ratty a surprise unf unf with an eiffel tower replica

[Vyper]

I can't give what ratty needs. :( Where's Mini and Hexy??? Or even Ror?

[Unforgiven]

i dunno if anyone luvs cawk more than hex, ok well maybe mini does....but thats probably it!

[Shogun]

Hexum likes to listen to 311 while he gets his swerve on!

[KegRun]

How come you guys just get sex from Josh?

Me... I always get raped. There is no one on one hot steamy wolverine rage sex with us. It's when I least expect it. Like..i was doing laundrey and opened up a PM...i'm getting banged in the ear. Then I'm in the desert and he PM's me telling me he's gonna fuck me while fingering a camel.

I mean..wtf.

[CDSaint]

plain and simple answer Matt...you are in the military. Expect the worst possible scenarios from ratty just for that simple fact! Just bend over and accept what he gives you!:laugh:

[Unforgiven]

yeah no shit, quit your bitching cumslut!

/me fux glad with a crowbar, a crossbow, a crossdresser, and a bardresser :mad:

[KegRun]

:wideeyes:

I'm pregnant!

[CDSaint]

its alien i bet

[Unforgiven]

()()?

[CDSaint]

exactly:rolleyes: :eek:

[Wolf]

kick

[shanKs]

Good kick wolfy. I can't believe but there were actually two people other than myself in #werk last night. I think at some point we need to have a revival of that chan. Agreed?

[FADES]

OMG! My eyes! I just saw this thread for the first time and I am so...so...horny right now!:wideeyes:

[Unforgiven]

*bump*
http://www.beyondtheportal.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=101565

[KegRun]

Is there a gas station clerk in front of you mini? Wuts up with the ID? :D

[Artis]

i believe at the time he had just gotten his license back from the authorities and this is his first night of 'legally' having his license back and getting completely hammered.

[Mini]

exactly artis but why in the hell josh put that picture in here ????
anything to do with the thread ????

Mini.

[Unforgiven]

because i love you and want to make soft love to you while calling you karl of the north. is there something wrong with that!?!? :confused:

[Mini]

absolutely no problem mister
I know you like the hot box,
You gotta shake your dicks and your tits,
I’ll be me and you be you, shake your dicks and shake your tits,
And let me be you too
licky licky sucky
nobody here can tell me they dont wanna fucky fucky
:) :)

Mini.

[BuddhaMan]

Shanks mentioned a revival of #werk. Maybe a planned meeting with all the delinquents there.

[shanKs]

Omg...that TV in the background...does that have a pushbutton selector for the channels?!

Man that takes me back...Ronin and I used to have a console TV and a pic was posted on btp. Anyone who can find that post gets to lick Ronin's brownhole for free...and if it's not free, I'll pay the $5 entry fee.

[shanKs]

I have to bump this one. those irc convos had me in tears in my office.

[Artis]

money.

[Wolf]

frackin bling!

[Pallidrone]

omg a Wolf sighting......


man I miss #werk

[BuddhaMan]

"holy shit wolf" is right!

Ditto on the #werk thing

/me dubble humps Wolf like the old days

[Vyper]

OMG a Wolf sighting. The end must be coming..... NOT.

[Artis]

wolf smells like poop.

[Wolf]

damn, and I just showered too...

Play Wow
Argent Dawn Server :P

[Herrenvolk]

bump?

[=DBA=KanCer]

(and there is a soft sound of crickets in the back ground)

[Mini]

HI HI HI !!!
how is everyone ?
what a terrible bump........
i swear i was under the influence of drugs while i was typing this kind of stuff !!!
anyway the french bastard is fine !!!
what the fuck happen to Ratty ???? been 2 years or so since the last reply
anyway.......

Mini.

[shanKs]

bump because this is the coolest thread evar!

[BuddhaMan]

tr()()f!

(minus the one irc convo from #werk where Nicole got freaked on by Josh in the TG forums...that is the greatest of all time)

This one (this shoulda been posted in the Werk forum anyways)
http://www.beyondtheportal.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31324

[SealClubber]

Werk is asshole! :(