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Unforgiven
07-02-2003, 03:28 PM
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied:
"I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass!"
Ganja John
07-02-2003, 03:46 PM
http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif

rgr....
Niner, Niner, Niner!!!
CDSaint
07-02-2003, 03:50 PM
:wideeyes: :rolleyes: :eek:
Vlad
07-02-2003, 04:41 PM
LOL!! :laugh:

We know this isn't about Ratty cuz it doesn't say "Hung like a Gnat" :finger:
Unforgiven
07-02-2003, 04:45 PM
eat a dick fuckbag! :( its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean!
CDSaint
07-02-2003, 05:03 PM
:wideeyes: :laugh:
Ganja John
07-02-2003, 05:10 PM
....GuTteR Gnat..
Unforgiven
07-02-2003, 05:17 PM
hey man, just because i dont use a yardstick to pry my pants open like you to pull my schlong out doesnt mean i dont have a decent size unit myself!
Beo
07-02-2003, 05:27 PM
:rolleyes:
Ganja John
07-02-2003, 05:30 PM
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Ohhhh RatTy!!!
Ganja John
07-02-2003, 05:33 PM
8=========D
Unforgiven
07-02-2003, 05:33 PM
hahhahahahahah ICEBURG!
Taya
07-02-2003, 05:35 PM
lmao
CDSaint
07-02-2003, 05:38 PM
yep...that could definitely be the culprit that can sink a battleship!:laugh:
Ganja John
07-02-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Unforgiven
hahhahahahahah ICEBURG!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
HOLY shit, I can't believe I wanted to give this stuff up!