today's werkload...part 2

[KegRun]

1. Stop by Chick-fil-A...pick up chicken biscuit
2. Shop up late to work 30 minutes late
3. Check E-Mail
4. CNN.com (back up webpage when boss comes around)
5. BTP boards
6. whore boards
7. smoke break
8. act like i'm working by checking 'trouble tickets' (just checking..not doing)
9. smoke
10. poop
11. 2-3 hour lunch today (will tell boss i'm having financial troubles and need to pay bills)
12. go pay water bill and make sure my water gets turned back on since it's been off since wednesday and both my toilets are full of..well..u know
13. come back to work and get dressed in gym clothes and either go or pretend to go to gym so i'm done for the day.

[FADES]

What's up with #7? Start again? Tsk tsk. I can't quit either.:rolleyes:

My werkload for today:
1. Already came in late since I came in @ 8 instead of 6:30
2. Do my timesheet, lying about what I did all last week so it looks like I actually did werk
3. Whore these forums
4. Talk on IRC mostly in #werk and #clantg being that they are the best channels
5. Leave early (stopping by to play disc golf on my way home of course)

[KegRun]

i wish i could use IRC at werk. Man life would be easier...

[Unforgiven]

werkload part III.....

1) posting
2) cutting out upc codes for rebates
3) calling best buy to complain and report them to the better business bureau
4) nap
5) half life (3-4 hour stretch)
6) nap
7) fake illness and head home early
8) nap

[BuddhaMan]

Ratty forgot one:

5.5) "Business" lunch on company credit card.

[=DBA=Ronin]

My werkday

1. Get up to fresh coffee on the timer
2. Log into #werk
3. Look for job on dice.com, find no new job postings
4. Heckle folks in #werk
5. Check forums and email
6. Heckle folks in #werk
7. Heckle folks in #werk
8. Look for job on monster.com, find no new job postings
9. Heckle folks in #werk
10. Goto bed

All the while smoking. Crapping as needed.

[Taya]

lol gj ronin, you're such a busy busy man :P

[BuddhaMan]

You better be studying too or you're gonna end up livin' in a van down by the river!

[Taya]

i love that skit

[Punisher]

My workday

11:00 - 11:15 1) Show up at least 15 minutes late
11:30 - 11:45 2) Take a 'smoke' break out by the dumpster behind the store
11:45 - 12:30 3) Deliver pizzas as slow as humanly possible, avoiuding all work in the store
12:30 - 12:40 4) Eat some pizza to curb the munchies
12:40 - 12:45 5) Stop and get gas and a gatorade
12:45 - 13:30 6) Contine delivering pizzas, just fast enough to still get tipped, but just barely
13:30 - 13:45 7) Take another 'smoke' break before my boy Jerry heads home
13:45 - 15:30 8) Bustle around the back, not actually doing anything
15:30 - 19:00 9) Deliver, watching the clock intently counting down minutes
19:00 ---------10) Go the fuck home

[FADES]

My question is this, Pun...if you are delivering pizzas, why aren't you just delivering and smoking at the same time? That is what we used to do when I would ride around with my buddies who delivered pies.

[Punisher]

Caus eI have to deliver on Lackland Air Force Base. And I don't have the balls to cruise around smokin a J on base.

[KegRun]

hey pun...i'll be in san antonio sometime this year for a week or two....we should hang out or suntin

[BuddhaMan]

Hey Pun...what happens between 11:15 and 11:30 ???

Pizza box building?

[Punisher]

THat's the 15 minutes I actually work :( Take out trash and shit :( I try to put it out of my mind cause the rest of my day is so enjoyable :bong:

Hells yeah Glad, lemme know when you're coming in. Purp is supposed to be heading down here sometime since he ahs family out at Lackland now

[FADES]

I understand about delivering to the base. Makes sense. But all those other deliveries should include:bong:.