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Stuffit
10-30-2003, 12:16 PM
Well, I’m sure most of you know that I was robbed a little while back, and they got all my tools. My birthday was last week and so my sister in her own special way gave me this gift.

CDSaint
10-30-2003, 12:22 PM
you know that butter knife does wonders at opening locked doors... :laugh:

=DBA=Ronin
10-30-2003, 12:58 PM
hahaha...nice stuffit!!

and you know cd...knifes are also good for slashing tracheas and fingers of those who make obscure posts about their doors. Just so ya know.

CDSaint
10-30-2003, 02:00 PM
i shall make a note of that Ronin from the list of things i need to jot down in i give a fuck what ronin says to me book...;) j/k! butter knives are also great for shucking men's balls and tearing it in pieces so they don't choke it down while being fed to them ;) see i give great advice all the time! :laugh:

=DBA=Ronin
10-30-2003, 02:02 PM
They can also be used for removing wombs in women who get sassy with the wrong person....Ever seen the movie Seven???

Stuffit
10-30-2003, 02:04 PM
"butter knives are also great for shucking men's balls and tearing it in pieces so they don't choke it down while being fed to them"

omfg..!! i view cd completely differently now.



:wideeyes: :wideeyes: :wideeyes:

KegRun
10-30-2003, 02:32 PM
butter knives are good for spreading butter too guys........ur scarring me.

CDSaint
10-30-2003, 02:39 PM
yes ronin i actually have seen and love that movie, however i always thought it was the wife's head in the box...cool let me reference that to my dr on my next visit...since i don't foresee myself having anymore kids in the future, that butter knife may be useful when KanCer gets his vasectomy...;) if not the castration that is:laugh:

=DBA=Ronin
10-30-2003, 06:10 PM
actually...i was reffering to the part where kevin spacey's charachter forces a guy to fuck a hooker with a 14" stihletto knife strapon. It is a great movie.

CDSaint
10-30-2003, 06:24 PM
oh yeah i remember now. man that actor always has the screwiest role.he was the same dude that carried an alien inside in alien resurrection if the title is correct, the last installment of aliens that they cloned ripley on anyways.

BuddhaMan
10-30-2003, 06:35 PM
Is that the director's cut version of Seven cause I don't remember that scene at all.

=DBA=Ronin
10-31-2003, 01:26 AM
actually no buddha...its on the normal version. They dont actually show the guy doing it. They interview him at the cop shop after they are at the crime scene and hes all freakin out and what not...they do show a picture of the strapon though and it paints a pretty grimacing picture once you realize what he did with it.

BuddhaMan
10-31-2003, 01:29 AM
I'm going to have to rent that again.

FuRy
10-31-2003, 02:11 AM
guys arent supposed to say cute...

CDSaint
10-31-2003, 11:36 AM
he is nearly 3 times the age of DBA's youngest players so Stuffit can use any words he wants even if its the word cute! :moon: :laugh:

FuRy
10-31-2003, 12:18 PM
but it's still cute you just can't say it, it's wrong!:confused:

CDSaint
10-31-2003, 01:23 PM
you just said the same word twice in both your posts...isn't that a bit hypocritical now?:laugh: