comcast....

[Dial]

FUCK YOU!

thanks for giving everyone an upgrade in the tristate area EXCEPT FOR MY TOWN. What is the reasoning behind giving the areas around me upgraded cable. i mean jesus fuck, if you are going to do all of them atleast do us, and just a hint, we are the fucking center of all the townships you did. so get your act together because i want my fucking upgrade now.

thank you,

very angry customer.

[Bluehen]

Dear Dial,

Sorry about the whole upgrade thing in your area, but we are a little short on cash these days here at Comcast seeing as how we've invested millions in that useless fuck Jeff Hackett. Unfortunately, for the forseeable future, you are going to have to deal with what you have. Just like we will with our man Jeff. Thanks for your business.


Love, Comcast

[BuddhaMan]

Dial's prediciment reminds me of a joke...

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore fucks everyone, a bitch fucks everyone but you!

Comcast = bitch