toolbox
06-06-2004, 04:10 AM
A friend of mine sent these to me and i found them rather funny so i decided to share with all of jo0. I'm sure some of you have seen some of these before, but who knows :D enjoy
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Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhoea
Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhoea
Q. How can you tell a macho woman?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.