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Czechmate
04-17-2005, 10:09 PM
Repeat this day at your own risk...

1) Wake up at 10:30am, shower, and drive to the ballpark for a baseball game. Show up early because your parking pass is at will call along with your tickets.
2) Sit is the sun for four hours, making sure to get really, really burned by the sun. I may as well have coated myself with Crisco.
3) Rush home to see the SS match and be there, just in case. (Good win, btw.)
4) Spend an hour playing COD and having a few beers (because the $5.75 each beers at the ballpark weren't enough).
5) Go to play softball, which you haven't played in at least six months.
6) Get suckered into a second game of softball by someone you don't know that needs a catcher. So now, it's two games of softball in a row.
7) Come home and fuck your girlfriend.
8) Realize just how burned you are, and make a late night run to Walgreen's for aloe vera lotion.
9) Know that, in the morning, you're not going to be happy with yourself at all.

~Czech

RuKuS
04-18-2005, 01:41 AM
:nightout: