Scrotal Safety Comission

[B_G3ntl3]

This was just a footnote on a Venture Bros. episode sunday(its being reshown tonight on adult swim) but me and my roomates looked up the website and its hilarious http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

[Artis]

A man with one testicle can still have a normal erection and produce sperm for all who require it. He also will have the good fortune of garnering a nickname like "Lefty" or "Mr. Right".

that one is awesome. so who is your crotch buddy gentle?

[B_G3ntl3]

heh im still looking for a good crotch buddy :-)

[Bluehen]

LMAO

Due to the aggressive nature of tiny, uncontrollable legs -- baby-sitting may not be a solid career choice for those of you with "fragile scrotums". Sadly, new fathers may not be able to avoid the willy-nilly, groin-magnets that a baby's feet often are. In a case such as this, heavy padding and a generous application of expanding foam (available at your local hardware supplier) will help protect your region.

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This would have been appreciated advice about a year ago.

[Artis]

another option for you hen would be this one:

"Bicycles are still legal in many states. Those of you that still insist on riding them should purchase a groin-helmet. These devices come in many colors and wind resistant shapes. Shop around to find the perfect groin-helmet for your needs. Plan a fun get-together with friends to decorate your groin-helmet with decals and "realistic battle damage"."