A Walk in the Park

[CDSaint]

a reflections thread

[Mozartt]

If you're walking in the park becareful where you step, I see doggies.

[CDSaint]

lol dont shit on my thread! hahahaha

[Mozartt]

As I walk pass the mirror in the morning I realize I'm not wearing any underwear. You would think I would notice that sooner. How's that?

[CDSaint]

Much, much better! ;) although how the word shocking not part of that sentence structure is a bit damning...:lol:

[Mozartt]

Well actually sexy came to mind when I was writing it. :P

[CDSaint]

PUKING comes to mind reading it...hahahaha! :lol:

[Mozartt]

http://www.beyondtheportal.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13986&stc=1

[CDSaint]

ROFL! OMG! :lol:

[CDSaint]

Your god damn TRUMP card! holy shit!

[Mozartt]

Reflections by Mozzy. :D

[CDSaint]

OMG you f*ing WIN! i got nothing! Ass! FU!@ rofl!

[CDSaint]

ok Mozzy im off to go watch dj's last teeball game. when i get a chance to size down the pics ill post it in our private forum. later tater!

[Mozartt]

Have fun, goooooooooo team!!!!! Or whoever DJ plays for. :)

[CDSaint]

the Orioles! lol the kids all thought in the beginning that they were in the best team cause they figured they were named after the cookie. LOL Oreos! yay team! ;) after the season is over for everyone the kids will be playing against the parents. lol DJ told his coach that im a really good hitter, that he thinks i shouldnt be allowed to play. isnt that cute? lol the coach told him that they are going to make the parents hit lefty to make sure the kids win against us. Oh we got the pics for the team photo and since K was an assistant coach we got two sets of the team photos. My baby looks like a big kid in the pics(DJ) not K :P lol. It was so cute DJ coming up to his coach and saying thank you for making the game fun for him. and i didnt even have to tell him what to say. I think this is a game that DJ will continue playing and im just really proud of how well he did considering he has never played baseball, and he didnt show much interest in baseball before like i do, it was the little girl that was chanting for the mariners with me last season anytime we watched on tv. ;)

[Vyper]

Cool. I'm glad DJ had a good time playing Tball. I think it will help him in the long run.

[CDSaint]

lol now my daughter wants to be in tball next year too, but she wants to be in the green team cause she thinks they are way cooler. guess im taking two kids to different games next year.

[Mozartt]

Next up......peewee footbal. :) That's too cool CD. Almost makes me what to have kids. :)

[CDSaint]

kids are funny. sometimes they make the day pass by quicker. sometimes you just want to ______ :lol:

[Vyper]

ROFL. There are reasons I didn't have children.

[Mozartt]

LOL Because you keep wearing out your husbands??? :D

[CDSaint]

sometimes you just want to ______ :lol:



fuckin-A! this was one of those days! GRRRRRR! i jinxed myself! :(

[Vyper]

ROFLMAO Sorry CD shouldn't laugh but .....esp working overtime again?

[CDSaint]

yeah i think so. im quite sensitive to it too. and yeah yeah laugh it up...are you guys fixed? cause you know even the elderly are becoming pregnant these days...haha :P ;)

[Vyper]

He is, I'm not.

[CDSaint]

so you could still end up a mommy later, if the hubby gets a reversal ;)

[CDSaint]

except i think those costs 15K a pop...:\ :eek:

[Bernie[CS]]

No more kids for me........ :doublefis :beerdrink

[Pallidrone]

I agree with CD. Children can be the most amazing creatures on earth. Just the things they come up with is astounding. Like yesterday I was at there school for some kind of "Math Day" thing, where you bring th kids to school and they do a bunch of math games.

Anyway my 9 year old son started to build a bar graph. On it he had data with "Swords", "Spears" and "Lightsabers" (damn SW) and the name of his graph was "Melee Weapons". I asked him, "What is a Melee weapon Joshua?"

"Daddy, it is a weapon that you use in hand to hand combat, everyone knows that!"

I honestly was floored by it. I guess I never realised that he would know something like that.



Then of course there are other days like this morning.


"Kaitlynne get your shoes on."
"I am"
"The bus is coming!"
"I know"
"Why don't I see your shoes on?"
"I want a different pair of socks"
"Why?"
"I dont know"
"The BUS IS COMING!"
"I need socks!"
"THE BUS IS COMING, YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE!"
"But I cant find socks!"

arghhhhhhhhh! Just wear the damn socks girl!

[Mozartt]

LOL None for me unless I meet the perfect women. :) Plus I'm not sure if I really want kids. No offense to people who have kids, I do enjoy playing with my friend's kids but I sometimes see myself as still being a kid. <insert old folk joke here> Plus teaching kids how to do shoots is not being a good parnet. :(

[CDSaint]

well see now i know why you arent getting settled down Moz...its because you are looking for the perfect WOMEN, not a singular woman. :lol:

[CDSaint]

my 6 y/o amazes me with what he has been learning in Kinder. They learned how to make particle board, and knows everything about the process of absorption, how to make paper, and he knows the meaning of camouflage, something that K's 9 y/o does not know anything about. We spent one morning last week trying to get him to learn what camouflage means. Dont 3rd graders come across that word yet? I think my son is a better sponge...although i think its going to bite me in the ass later on cause he is already starting to correct me, when i make a mistake. the little smart butt. :)

[Bluehen]

perfect WOMEN

Holy Oxymoron, batman.



:P kidding

[CDSaint]

i take no offense to that, since i was correcting Moz anyways. Hehehe ;)

[Mozartt]

I didn't say the "perfect WOMEN"....just one that's not NUTTS!!! :D

[CDSaint]

[QUOTE=Mozartt]LOL None for me unless I meet the perfect women. :) /QUOTE]



now do you recall saying it? previous page...lol :lol:

[CDSaint]

you sir, have been corrected! hahaha :P

[Bluehen]

I met the perfect woman once. Then, sadly, my airpump broke and I havent been able to find the correct nozzle size since.

[Vyper]

The perfect woman is an oxymoron. A good woman is sometimes hard to find however.

[Mozartt]

Oops, I didn't mean it that way because looking for the perfect women is like looking for the perfect man. :D They don't exist. Like bigfoot and fat free food products.

[Vyper]

LOL Get on Xfire Mozzy!

[Mozartt]

On XFire??? I need to take a shower and eat dinner before we start GW again. :)

[CDSaint]

god damn it i got kicked out of xfire. wtf?>

[Pallidrone]

I crush your head!

[CDSaint]

whoa palli your sig really is fucked

[CDSaint]

i can rid of you simply by using my index finger and thumb! beat that! :P

[Mozartt]

I can name that song in 3 notes!!! :D

[CDSaint]

name that tune! :P

[CDSaint]

im soooooo damn tired! im gonna take a nap...ive had just about 4 hours of sleep again. and it was broken sleep. :\

[Mozartt]

What is "Pass the Dutcie on the left"??? :D

[CDSaint]

omg i can sing that song in my head right now! OOOOOH i hate you Mozzy, now im gonna have that damn song in my head all day! FU FU FU FU FU! :lol: :P

[CDSaint]

i can hear the little kids singing...:\

[Bluehen]

ROFL Musical Yutes.

[CDSaint]

can you do any better? haha ;)

[Mozartt]

I can't believe you know that song that well. :)

[CDSaint]

product of the 80's is it not?

[Mozartt]

I believe it was.....now for the real test, what is a Dutcie???

[CDSaint]

i would suppose they are talking about a spliff, bud, mj,etc...

[Bernie[CS]]

zooommmm

[Mozartt]

I saw the band on VH1 and they claim it was a common cooking pot. Now if that's the case, that's a very dumb song. I believe someone is not telling the truth.

Zooommmmm, Zooommmmmm

[Vyper]

Well if it was a Dutchie it might be referring to a dutch oven. LOL

[CDSaint]

cooking POT maybe, not the kind you use to cook food with!

[Mozartt]

I was thinking it's a large jamaica joint.

http://www.joint.co.il/joint/funpic/images_funpic/jamaica187.jpg

[CDSaint]

lol the kind that the beastie boys shared with some rapper...not snoop...:\ cant remember who it was

[Mozartt]

Was it flavor flav?

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/artist/f/flavor_flav/canon/426x104.jpg

[CDSaint]

not sure...all he is passing around these days is Brigitte Nielson :eek:

[Mozartt]

And I'm amazed he can pass her around....she's the type of women that makes me think being gay may not be a bad plan. :(

[CDSaint]

lol omg are you serious? :lol: oh the things that come out of your mouth! too damn FUNNY! :lol:

[Mozartt]

She scares me!!!!! She use to be hot but that train left a long time ago and all she was left with is a vw with flavor flav driving. Beep, beep!!!! Here comes a bug load of ugly!!!! :D

[CDSaint]

yeah omg i saw an episode of their show and he told her he wants to make babies with her and she was like ummmmm....her jaw dropped to the floor! :lol:

[CDSaint]

imagine the fuglies they would make together...well maybe not too bad if it took most of her scandinavian genes...

[Mozartt]

STOP IT!!!! I believe they called that movie Aliens!!!!!

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/aliens.jpg

[CDSaint]

lol! actually the Predators would be a better resemblance i think. They are quite tall...and have dredlocks for hair! :lol:

[Mozartt]

LOL You're right plus they would act just like their mom.

[CDSaint]

what attributes do you think Flav will have on the children?

[Mozartt]

Dumb, gold teeth and bad taste in females.

[CDSaint]

lol i take it he's not one of your idols! :lol:

[Vyper]

I guess I'm glad I don't watch much TV then. :P

[Mozartt]

No, I'm not a fan of his work. :) I need to stop watching so much TV, I need a device to block channels so they don't piss me off. :D

[CDSaint]

we just set our dvr to record our favorite shows and watch them when we remember they've been recorded. otherwise nothing is ever really good to watch on tv anymore!

[Mozartt]

Is that a hard drive recorder or one that records to DVD?

[CDSaint]

a hard drive recorder attached to the dish receiver

[Mozartt]

Sweet, you're the only other person besides me who actually has a hard drive recorder. I love mine, got it at Walmart for $280.

[CDSaint]

OMG! you spent money on that thing? holy shiat! ours is "free". we can record two shows at the same time if we like and it also does picture in picture. We can keep the equipment and use it where ever we move to as long as we have their service and we arent in a contract with them. we pay 67.81 and that includes all taxes and service fees.

[Mozartt]

So you don't pay a monthly fee? The only thing down here in the south that even comes close is Tivo and I'm not spending the money that POS.

[CDSaint]

that is what we pay for the having the dish network and no other fees for having the equipment. we have one dvr that records and 3 other receivers in the house. one in the kids' room, one on our room, one in my fil's room. dvr is in livingroom

[Mozartt]

Nice, but it's only me in the house so I don't really have the problem of not getting to watch TV when I want to. Currently on cable TV not dish yet.

[CDSaint]

we were paying almost 100 a month for digital cable 5 years ago, we had two receivers, livingroom and bedroom. that was when we lived in a two bedroom apt. then K left to go away for 6 mos and i got rid of them and stuck to normal cable, eventually leading up to the dishnetwork when we bought the house cause we got more channels with it and paid less than cable.

[Mozartt]

I want the NFL season ticket but I'm not sure I can justifiy the change over. How does you system work during the really bad rain, snow and ice?

[CDSaint]

we had only one problem where there was nothing but blue screen, made a call and they rebooted the system at their end and it didnt take but 10 min max to get everything up and running again. we had particularly high winds that night, but it wasnt at our end for the blue screen, it was at theirs