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BuddhaMan
06-08-2005, 06:03 AM
If your in a group conversation and put your two cents in, but you're only getting paid a penny for your thoughts....where's that extra money going?
BuddhaMan
06-08-2005, 06:04 AM
If corn oil comes from corn...
and vegetable oil is from vegetables...
Where does baby oil come from?
Pallidrone
06-09-2005, 10:54 AM
Why is it called a Television Set when you only get one?
Bluehen
06-09-2005, 11:05 AM
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I've spent because, hell, then I'd get all my money back!!
Stuffit
06-09-2005, 01:21 PM
How do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan?
Pallidrone
06-09-2005, 01:45 PM
If a man alone in the forest speaks, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Sasha
06-09-2005, 02:02 PM
Why is it a spork and not a foon?
Bluehen
06-09-2005, 02:03 PM
Why as why, drink Bud Dry!
BuddhaMan
06-09-2005, 04:14 PM
I drink, therefore I spam (the forums).
=DBA=Ronin
06-09-2005, 06:08 PM
what if dog, was really spelled, C-A-T?
Artis
06-13-2005, 08:58 AM
what if poop was spelled C-H-E-E-S-E?
Pallidrone
06-13-2005, 09:32 AM
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."
Artis
06-13-2005, 10:11 AM
where does the word 'boob' really come from as in "her left boob was FREAKISHLY huge compared to her right boob"?