dumb names

[Sasha]

For the life of me, I cannot understand how parents can be so cruel as to name their children something they will be horribly teased for the duration of their life.


Harry Dick can be found numerous times in the phone book..

now what are some others you have come across.. the ones that make you ask yourself.. wtf where they thinking when they did that? lol

[BuddhaMan]

Harry Bush
Harry Bushnell (former neighbor)
George Foreman x5

[B_G3ntl3]

Mike Hunt is kinda bad

[=DBA=Ronin]

Rusty Kuntz (Former Major League Ball player and coach for Pittsburgh, pronounced koontz...but when your a kid it's cunts)

Richard Harry - My elementary school principal...of course, everyone called him Dick.

Ppl seldom see Mike Hunt, but there is a sports reporter for the Milwaukee Journal named Michael Hunt

Barbara means "Hairy" in Khazikstan. And "Bush" means the genitalia of female...so ppl in Khazikstan, they laugh when they hear Barbara Bush cuz it means Hairy Bush. Thats not true but it would be funny if it was (compliments of Borat)

http://rimjaw2k.com/misc/borat.jpg

[CDSaint]

Mike Oxhard is a great name spoken over the PA system. lol! Oh ok worse name combo is K's real name, first and middle :\

[BuddhaMan]

I though we were doing real names, not fake ones that sounded bad.

Here's the ultimate in Public Address pranks. I remembered this site from a few years ago when it came out and Google found it again for me. TY GOOGLE!

Anyways, read the description and play the wave files and you'll see what I mean. Even funnier when they're in a British accent. :D

http://www.twilight3d.com/humour/temp/

The fifth one down is the best! ;)

[Sasha]

lol we are doing weird real names. and LOL CD, I know Kancers first and middle.

Didn't Mike Hunt become popular in the movie Porky's? For anyone old enough to remember our first taste of box office porn lmao.

Also Gwenth Paltrow named her daughter Apple, which is just kinda silly to me.. hey lets take a bite out of apple. /me rolls eyes..

[CDSaint]

who says Mike Oxhard doesnt exist? in the literal sense as well? :P

[Sasha]

Oh I am sure it does LOL, poor guy haha

[CDSaint]

or lucky guy, in all sense of the name ;)

[Artis]

I. P. Freeley

[FADES]

Dick Burns, Richard Head (I know of one), Peter Munch (went to my Jr. High School). Yeah, those are some really bad REAL names.

[Sasha]

omg Peter Munch.. thats the kind of name you just have to say What the fuck were those parents thinking!

[FADES]

Yeah, lucky for him he had a middle name to go by...Michael. But, we all found out his real first name and gave him hell for years! He was a good guy though, so we didn't do it enough to piss him off.

[Sasha]

Thats exactly it. People who name their kids these awful names are just putting them in a position to be teased. Morons!

[B_G3ntl3]

I. C. Little was the football coach at my HS

[CDSaint]

I had a teacher's aide in Chem class my junior year in hs whose name was Richard Koch, and he always corrected the kids by saying the H is silent. lol!

[Gaminatrix]

My Dad: Dick Johnson III
There were two dicks before him. I actually stole his bowling shirt that says "DICK JOHNSON" 'cause that's just priceless to me.

A friend of mine is name Dick Wood, which is my new favorite.

[Bluehen]

Working in the catalog sales industry, I have seen some nice ones:

Sally Goodblow
Harry Assman
Julie Kumsplott

To name a few

[BuddhaMan]

I. C. Little was the football coach at my HS
You sure this guy wasn't a ref?

[Artis]

sally goodblow, thats fucking money.

[FADES]

No shit. I wanna meet this chick!:laugh:

[Vyper]

Twin sisters Ima and Ura Hogg.

One of the local radio DJ's used to have a list from across the coutry of bad names. These two stuck in my memory.

Then there's my aunts story from when she was a police dispatcher and having this name come up when a cop pulled over a speeder from OH: Magnolia Thunderpussy. She swears that this one is real and that OH pulled her name from the national database after cops and dispatchers in AZ, NV and NM called it in because they couldn't believe what they were hearing. LOL

[Pallidrone]

I wonder if she is related to the Royal Thunderpussies of Wales.

[Sasha]

Kira Knightly named her son Audio Science...

Pen named his daughter Moxy Crimefighter

Julia Roberts named her twins Finnius and Hazel ( Hazel isn't too awful)

Slash from GNR named his daughter Cash

[Bluehen]

Kira Knightly named her son Audio Science...



I tried to get her to name our boy Bob, but she wouldn't listen. Women. Give 'em a few drinks and they think they can name kids anything they want. ;)

[ChicKeN]

guy at my work
Peter Cunti

[Sasha]

oh thats just awful.. and lol @ Henny!

[Artis]

jonathon davis, lead singer of korn, named his son 'Pirate'.

[=DBA=Ronin]

I used to work with two different women who weren't related at all both with the last name of 'Whillfart'. Pronounced just as it appears too.

[Bluehen]

I used to work with two different women who weren't related at all both with the last name of 'Whillfart'. Pronounced just as it appears too.


Hopefully they did not have the same lunch hour. Otherwise, look out breakroom!

[BuddhaMan]

Papa Wheelie
Heywood Jablowme
Neil Ubich

The Meoffa family
Jerka
Jack

They worked at the Dicken Cider factory...nothing like a hot Dicken Cider on a cold day...right guys! ;) :D

[Czechmate]

Real person I work with (through email only):

Yu Wang (pronounced Ew Wang)

And that's a chick.

Way, way back in college, when I had a shitty job doing telemarketing, we were interviewing optometrists on some new contacts or something. The names came up on the screen automatically. About halfway through the shift, what comes up on my screen?

Dr. Phuc (pronounced puck, I found out later)

I almost lost that shitty job over that.

~Czech

[Artis]

Willie Makeit

i cant think of any real names that are funny so im just going with the timeless classics.

i think Elemeana Whillfartt and I. P. Freeley would make a great couple though.