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11-17-2005, 02:39 PM
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble
>choosing among three likely candidates. He gives
>each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see
>what they do with the money.
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>The first does a total make over. She goes to a
>fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up
>and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
>nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
>this to be more attractive for him, because she
>loves him so much.
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>The man was impressed.
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>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
>gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
>for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
>presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
>spent all the money on him, because she loves him so
>much.
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>Again, the man is impressed.
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>The third invests the money in the stock market. She
>earns several times the initial $5,000. She gives
>him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
>joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
>for their future, because she loves him so much.
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>Obviously, the man was impressed.
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>The man thought for a long time about what each
>woman had done with the money he'd given her.
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>Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
>choosing among three likely candidates. He gives
>each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see
>what they do with the money.
>
>
>
>The first does a total make over. She goes to a
>fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up
>and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
>nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
>this to be more attractive for him, because she
>loves him so much.
>
>
>
>The man was impressed.
>
>
>
>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
>gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
>for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
>presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
>spent all the money on him, because she loves him so
>much.
>
>
>
>Again, the man is impressed.
>
>
>
>The third invests the money in the stock market. She
>earns several times the initial $5,000. She gives
>him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
>joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
>for their future, because she loves him so much.
>
>
>
>Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
>
>
>The man thought for a long time about what each
>woman had done with the money he'd given her.
>
>
>
>Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.