Happppppppppppppppy Biiiiirrrttthhhday Mozzy!

[CDSaint]

BIG FREAKING 40? you lie! haha :P i hope you have a wonderful bday Mr.! Go buy yourself a new guitar yet? :D

[Vyper]

Happy B-day Mozzy! This one almost snuck by me you goof! Why didn't you say anything? You have now joined the ranks of almost middle aged!

/me humps Mozzy slowly as b-day present!

[CDSaint]

lol dont feel like agitating the man in his old age so you are taking it slow Vypie? :lol: i think Mozzy didnt say anything cause he was wishing to just get the day over with. that or he forgot his own bday...early onset of alzheimers? oh dear! :wideeyes:

[Mozartt]

LOL Thanks for the ssssslllloooowwwww hump. At my age you don't want to get the heart pumping too fast. :D I didn't forget my birthday I just normally keep a low profile when it's here. Had a great day yesterday with family and friends. And Yes CD I almost purchased a new guitar yesterday. They had a very nice hollow body jazz guitar at the music store I could have stolen for a very nice price. I still thinking of going back to pick it up.

Thanks for noticing it was my birthday, You guys rocks. http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/party/xlbirthday.gif

[Freako]

Happy birthday dude!

I didn't know what else to get you so...
/me humps Mozzy's leg as a birthday "present"
:elvis:

[Mozartt]

Got humped byt Freako and all I got in return was razorburn!!!! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/scared.gif

[Freako]

...if you're lucky...

[Vyper]

uh oh!!!!!!!!!:dance2:

[CDSaint]

lol now mozzy has a rash...:wideeyes:

[Mozartt]

LOL But I would tell you where the rash is at!!!! :(

[Vyper]

LOL Poor you. Hands you cream for your rash.

[Freako]

yeah, sure, THAT'S what he'll use the hand cream for...

[Mozartt]

I was suppose to use the cream for the rash??? My bad!!!! :D

[CDSaint]

lol someone send him a box of tissue before he uses a sock!

[Freako]

or his couch...
Remind me never to sit down at your place!:gag:

[Mozartt]

Can you send some more of that stuff?? I'm out!!!!

nous ne servirons aucun vin jusqu'à ce qu'il soit temps

[Freako]

What stuff?
Socks?

[Mozartt]

That and more hand cream!!!! Are you really a male Freako??? I'm starting to wonder. :(

[Freako]

Of course I'm a male.
But I have a (human) female that likes to take care of me in those areas.
I don't need quadrupeds or socks.:D

[Vyper]

/sends more rash cream.... Like that menthol eh Mozzy?

[Mozartt]

It's okay but it kinds of burn on sensitive areas. :(

[Vyper]

And you would know this how? :D


Then again shaving with the wrong kind of cream in the wrong place might teach you that one. LOL

[Freako]

so THAT'S what he means when he talks about the "deep south" as a location...

[CDSaint]

lol Freako! :lol:

[Vyper]

LMAO Poor Mozzy. No respect.

[Mozartt]

LOL Good one Freako, I'll have to use the "deep south" comment later. :) I'm use to being an easy target Vyper, It's hard to make jokes about people from Canada. :D My Mom always told me to nice to special people like Freako.

[Vyper]

LMAO. So this excludes me how??? Readies body armor and helmet for incoming salvos.

[Freako]

It's hard to make jokes about people from Canada.

That's the first time I ever hear that!

And you think I'm special? Really?
I'm SURE you don't mean special as in "special olympics", right?

[Mozartt]

It don't exclude you, I'm just waiting for the right time for pay back. Remember your birthday is coming and I still have connections at UPS. :D

Yeah that's it Freako, you're just a very special person nothing to do with the olympics. Plus tell me a good canadian joke??? See there isn't any. :P

[Freako]

There are PLENTY of good canadian jokes!
It's just that they mostly involve making fun of americans and I don't want to get shot by one of you. :D
:P

[Mozartt]

LOL You're safe until you come to visit then we'll keep you locked up for a few months in Cuba until you confess to your crimes against canadian bacon!!!

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/100500/100719FKMJ_w.jpg

[Freako]

Canadian bacon IS the crime!

[Mozartt]

LOL So you like american bacon instead....plus why is it called canadian bacon any way??? :(

[Freako]

It's made from real canadians, of course!

[Mozartt]

LOL Explains the low brain content of the meat. :(

[Vyper]

LMAO since bacon comes from the rump of a pig! Actually I believe it has to do with the fact that its slightly smoked and usually has a bit of sugar maple syrup on it.

[Mozartt]

Have you seen where Freako keeps his brains??? :D I was assuming the pigs were built the same.

[Freako]

Canadian Bacon and regular bacon aren't really the same thing at all. Canadian bacon is more like a small, round ham than anything else. It's quite tasty and good.

And I keep my brain (I don't have 5, Mozzman...) safely locked away in a safe in my basement.

As for how canadian pigs are built... I wouldn't have any clue about that (and don't believe the rumours that suggest otherwise!!!)
:D

[Vyper]

ROFL! I'll just take your word for it!

[Freako]

that's all I ask... ;)

[Mozartt]

LOL This is your brain on drugs....this is Freako's brain in a glass jar in the basement, he doesn't need it when he's writing code at work. :cool:

[Freako]

It's not that I don't need it, I just don't want to damage it, is all.
Writing code can be hazardous to your (mental) health!

[Mozartt]

So is riding in really big ass helicopters!!!!

[Freako]

maybe, but at least THAT'S fun!

[Mozartt]

So is riding cows in Texas!!!! http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/happy/mmooh.gif

[Vyper]

LOL True. Now when is Freako going to arrange to let us go on the big helocoptor ride?

[Mozartt]

Yeah Freako....pull some strings for us. :cool:

[Freako]

So is riding cows in Texas!!!! http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/happy/mmooh.gif
Coming from you, one can never be sure what this implies... are you talking about riding cows or "riding" cows? :gag:

btw, these are the helo's I'm working on now...
http://image2.sina.com.cn/jc/2004-05-15/U31P27T1D198050F3DT20040515003812.jpg

and
http://www.aviation-militaire.com/Galerie/NAS_Oceana_99/023_22P.jpg

still interested?