Bite Me

[Bernie[CS]]

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets
:moon:

[Mozartt]

Now that was a great game, had overtime and everything. But the JETS still suck. :0wn3d:

[Herrenvolk]

lol, football started I hear...:wideeyes:

[Bernie[CS]]

They did Play terrible but its still a win:finger:

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets
:D

[Deadly]

what is football.


/me ducks

[Mozartt]

Okay I can understand why Herren wouldn't like football since he lives in the great white north but Deadly? You don't watch football? Are in college yet?

[Bernie[CS]]

Homos hate Male violence.............:0wn3d:

[Deadly]

I love male violence, its just something about watching big men in tights that like to shout and, uh get physical, with each other, what with the hugs and ass slapping.... I dunno, football seems a little bit.... gay... to me.

/me ducks again

[Mozartt]

I know you just didn't go there??? http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/dvv/eplus2.gif

[Bernie[CS]]

I hear getting it up the caboose all the time makes everything else seem gay even football........He was just describing his dreams

[Just]

btw... GO VIKES!

/me puts head down and walks away slowly

[Mr_Nobody]

Hee hee! How'd ya like that Bears game last Sunday?

/me ducks

[TinMan[CS]]

...ducks? ....what's with all the ducks? Is it that time of the year again? This could get good.

/me pats the Lab on the head and readies the shotgun.

[Mozartt]

* packs snicker bars, vienna sausages and RC cola. Starts driving towards Tinny house with a loaded shotgun http://216.40.241.68/otn/violent/spectator5.gif

[TinMan[CS]]

Hmmm, Moz you've done this before, haven't you? :D

Don't forget the Pork Rinds!!

[Mozartt]

Well you live in the south you kind of learn about things when you drop into Wal-Mart for a few things. :wideeyes:

[Herrenvolk]

http://www.ignight.com/forums/images/smiles/wootsmiley-Gerard.gif

[Mozartt]

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/urinate.gif

[Bernie[CS]]

Pork Rinds...................:wideeyes:


WOW Tin you really know how to party...............................
Bernie's Recipe for Sunday Football

1. Put Jets Jersey on

2. Go to Hooters and watch asses and Football and drink massive amounts of Beer (Hooters Management should be very proud of their selection of waitresses based on their asses there is no better selection)

3. Eat Nuclear Hot wings so you could drink even more massive amounts of beer

4. Then do some programing using If then statements:

If Jets lose then drink massive amounts of beer to get over loss

If Jets win then drink massive amounts of beer to celebrate

5. Once totally drunk then go home and try to get lucky with the Misses
(I'm still trying to succeed with Step 5)

[Mozartt]

Hot Pork Rinds and Cold Beer rules!!!!

[QB]

OMG DIE JETS FAN!!!!


- Go dolphins! ;)

[Just]

QB sux0rz! :finger:

[Mozartt]

At least he's not a JETS fan....he still has some brain activity. http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif

[Just]

but he worships dan marino which means he still sux0rz

[Just]

d00d! WTF?! youre Jets got beat the fuck down! thats just sad! :0wn3d:

[Bernie[CS]]

Bite Me Buttheads

[Just]

rofl! :0wn3d:

[Mozartt]

Somebody sounds a little sore today. :(

[Ravage]

jesus effing christ, the jets? they could NOT have played worse yesterday.

our pats pwn3d j00 :) :0wn3d:

[Bernie[CS]]

Bite Me :finger: :moon: :mad: