My idol....Colonel McKenzie

[KegRun]

This guys fucking rocks! He's our deputy commander here and we are his chain to the world. When he needs shit done..he comes to us and makes us talk to the 'little' people for him. Here are some things he has said.

1. *Busting in the door like Kramer yelling*

THE THING IS FUCKED AND I WANT YOU TO UNFUCK IT!!

2. *On the phone with another squadron commander*

McK: (loud commanding voice) I want you on a plane right now..right yesterday...to Tallil. When you hang up with me, I want you packed and on that plane! Out!

McK walks away from the phone..turns around and calls the guy back in less than 3 seconds.

McK: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANSWERING THE PHONE! DID I NOT JUST TELL YOU TO GET YOUR ASS ON THAT PLANE?!?

LMAO..that was hilarious. I was crying for a day off that one. Plus the phone that he called was off hook for the rest of the day..lmao!

3. Walking in slowly. Sitting down in chair. Everyone turning around to look at him. He holds up this paper with two fingers like it was icky or something, that we have to type out for him every morning to brief the general.

McK: " What...the fuck..is this? Do you seriously expect ME to report to the GENERAL..with this piece of shit?"

Sgt. Y: Sir..what is wrong with it?

McK: (Slowly turning his head towards Sgt. Y) Would YOU like to go tell the General why this is like this and this is like this?

Sgt. Y: No...

McK: FIX IT!

*storms out*

LMAO..this guy is so fkn funny!

[FADES]

I guess if you look at it like it's funny then that is the way I could get through a day of military life. Most likely I would just think the dude is a dick and be pissed. But, I guess he seems a lot like my old hockey coach.

[BuddhaMan]

I gotta have a drink with this dude.