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    Nice link eh Moz?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mozartt
    So who signed up for Masturbation For Peace?


    i think you're the only one so far...
    "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." - Author Unknown

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization

    What a sadistic prankster of a god it is that gives boobies to women, when it's men who really want them, and spend much time and effort in the pursuit of them.

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    Mozartt

    Aren't you president of that club


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    No, no, no! Thats Palli!



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    Actually Bernie should be in the "Hall of Wank" at the club house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mozartt
    So who signed up for Masturbation For Peace?
    I tried, but it turns out that mom was right and I have had some sort of sight problem lately - so I couldn't see the sign up sheet.
    Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get yer adverbs here!!

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    geez henny your sig quotes are the bomb! rofl! so mean, yet so fucking hilarious at the same time, something id probably say to my stepson cause hed believe it and im the wicked stepmom.

    "If your kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
    "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." - Author Unknown

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization

    What a sadistic prankster of a god it is that gives boobies to women, when it's men who really want them, and spend much time and effort in the pursuit of them.

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    Ha. I base that one off my monster nephew. Haven't been able to use it on the daughter yet. She is still trying to master bringing me a beer in one hand and the opener in the other - without falling.
    Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get yer adverbs here!!

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    The church of Palli commends such things as the Masturbation for Peace. We tried to help form a telethon for it, but Jerry Lewis was not available.
    Brian K. Errickson (aka Just) June, 12th 1975 - June, 12th 2003

    You were my friend and the brother I never had. I love you man and I hope now all the pain has gone away. May god rest your soul.

    "By these requirements, if someone digs up a 3-billion-year-old skeleton, we can toss Evolution from science class. So, if you don't want Evolution in science class, start digging!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pallidrone
    The church of Palli commends such things as the Masturbation for Peace. We tried to help form a telethon for it, but Jerry Lewis was not available.

    Pee Wee Herman (aka Paul Reubens) may have time.
    Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get yer adverbs here!!

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    Pee Wee Wanker would be an awesome. Free moistettes for everyone!!!!

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    OMG you evil funny man!



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    that's only because he relates well to Pee Wee Muahahahahaha
    "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." - Author Unknown

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization

    What a sadistic prankster of a god it is that gives boobies to women, when it's men who really want them, and spend much time and effort in the pursuit of them.

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    LOL I wouldn't have been caught with my hand full!!!!

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    not if you only have 3 inches to fill it with
    "Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." - Author Unknown

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization

    What a sadistic prankster of a god it is that gives boobies to women, when it's men who really want them, and spend much time and effort in the pursuit of them.

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