Today

[=DBA=Ronin]

had some of the funniest, sick, twisted converstations in werk ive ever encountered on everyones behalf. I was going to post some of it here...but there is just too god damn much I dont know where to begin and where to end.

props go out to all my fellow co-werkers...we are truely breaking barriers with our antics. Here are some tidbits and highlights of the day:

[3:57`pm] <@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd> speaking of inches...what size cup do you wear beo?

[3:59`pm] <@|EyeBee|EhJhey> i wore some doc martins and a bow tie around my schlong for bosses day

[4:02`pm] <@Dis_Beotch> well is it true the average man can stick his thing in a toilet paper roll?

[4:04`pm] <@|EyeBee|EhJhey> anyone ever done penis exercises?

[4:09`pm] <@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd> i crapped in the shower once

[4:15`pm] <@Pallidrone|Werk> masturbation is good for the soul

[4:16`pm] <@Dis_Beotch> 2:12°pm -(@Pallidrone|Werk)- masturbation is good for the soul
[4:16`pm] <@Dis_Beotch> BRB

[GRAAAAAA!!]

you crapped in the shower ROFL RONIN?

[Beo]

2:06°pm -(@Pallidrone|Werk)- that is the wrong question to ask when i am around
2:06°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- i crapped in the shower once
2:06°pm -(@Stinky)- you looking for new material or something?
2:06°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- 2:03:35`p- <@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd> i crapped in the shower once
2:06°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- WHAT THE FUCK?
2:06°pm -(@Dis_Beotch)- omfg
2:06°pm -(@Pallidrone|Werk)- lol
2:06°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- i just went to let out a little poot
2:06°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- and it fell out
2:06°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- i was like...wtf
2:06°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- thats just wrong
2:06°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- im laughing out of embarassment
2:06°pm -(@Pallidrone|Werk)- lol
2:06°pm -(@Dis_Beotch)- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:06°pm -(@Pallidrone|Werk)- LOL
2:06°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- im embarassed for you
2:06°pm -(@Dis_Beotch)- and you had to pick it up
2:06°pm -(@Pallidrone|Werk)- were you drunk ronin?
2:06°pm -(@Dis_Beotch)- ?
2:06°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- OH GOD NOT
2:07°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- well it couldnt happen in a better place
2:07°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- i wasnt drunk..but hungover
2:07°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- dont tell about retrieval
2:07°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- PLEASE
2:07°pm -(@Stinky)- or did youjust swuish it through the drain?
2:07°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- it was loose stool
2:07°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- please say it just went down the drain
2:07°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- PLEASE
2:07°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- it just went down
2:07°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- just lie to me and tell me that
2:07°pm -(@Dis_Beotch)- ROFL
2:07°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- no assistance
2:07°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- ty
2:07°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- whew
2:07°pm -(@|EyeBee|EhJhey)- fuck man, #werk 4 life!
2:07°pm -(@Pallidrone|Werk)- did you wave goodbye to it?
2:07°pm -(@Ronin|OvrWrkd|UndrPd)- it was one of those freak things
2:07°pm -(@Dis_Beotch)- indeed

[GRAAAAAA!!]

ewwwwwwwwww lol

[KegRun]

lmao guys..ahahahaha